Loser Club oneshots

Chatfic

trashmouth is online

StanTheMan is online

Ben10 is online

trashmouth named the chat 'cocksuckers'

StanTheMan: What the fuck, Richie.

Ben10: ????

Yeehaw is online

Yeehaw: Change it now

trashmouth: nooo its true dow

StanTheMan: though*

bevviebaby is online

Bevviebaby: Richard.

trashmouth: yes mommy?

Bevviebaby: Son change it now.

trashmouth: ofc mommy.

trashmouth change the chat name to 'the fruity family 🥥🍍🍑🍈🍐🍍🍒🍌🍋'

Eddiespaghetti is online

Eddiespaghetti: Ugh.

Eddiespaghetti change the chat name to "Loser club"

Bevviebaby: y'know what? I'm disowning Rich.

trashmouth: NO DOTN DO THIS RO ME MOTHER.

Bevviebaby: come here Eddie I'll be ur mother.

Eddiespaghetti: You're not gonna shove pills up my throat are you?

Bevviebaby: nooo Eddie bear, I would never do that !

Ben10: yeah wait but those this mean ur gonna marry Eddie's dad?

Eddiespaghetti: My dad's dead Ben.

Ben10: oh, I'm sorry Eddie :(

Eddiespaghetti: it's alright Benny boy

Ben10: y'know what? I'll be your dad

Eddiespaghetti: you sure your not doing that because Bev is the mom?

Ben10: what? Noooo, you don't think so Bevvvv?

Bevviebaby: what he said ^^^

StanTheMan: This is stupid.

trashmouth; ur stupid

StanTheMan: I think I'm gonna take a bath.

trashmouth: STAN WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

Bigbill is online

Eddiespaghetti: A heart thats full of landfill..

Yeehaw: oh god Richie's using proper punctuations

Ben10: scary

StanTheMan: FUCK OF, RICHARD.

Eddiespaghetti: A job that slowly kills you...

bigbill: HE'S USING ALL CAPS.

trashmouth: IM GOING TO STOP YOU AGAIN.

StanTheMan: NOT IF I LOCK IT.

Eddiespaghetti: bruises that won't heal..

Ben10: the fuck is going on

Yeehaw: omg.

Bevviebaby: what have they done.

Bigbill: why can't Stan take a bath? Why is Eddie singing?

Eddiespaghetti: You look so tired, unhappy bring down the government they don't, they don't speak for us..