thirty, pipe down lover boy

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chapter thirty, pipe down lover boy





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Teen Titans
Starfire : Felicity
Robin: Matt
Raven : Juliette
Beast boy : Finn
Cyborg : Nick
Kid flash : Chris



Starfire
Hear me out

Raven
No

Beast boy
No

Robin
No

Cyborg
No

Kid flash
No

Starfire
I didn't even get to finish...
Chris, you too? :(

Kid flash
Sorry Felicity I learnt the hard way that the only response to you asking hear me out is no

Robin
Wow you ask why Chris disagreed and not me

Cyborg
Pipe down lover boy

Starfire
Thank you Nick

Cyborg
Sorry the answer is still no

Starfire
Okay anyways
I was thinking since you guys are gonna be in la for a while longer
We should go to universal!!

Kid flash
I'm sorry I ever doubted you
Please forgive me you are my favourite person in the entire world

Robin
Chris what the fuck

Beast boy
Yeah Chris wtf
I thought I was your favourite

Kid flash
She has my universal tickets in her possession do not fuck this up for me

Starfire
So
Universal tomorrow
Yes?

Raven
No hold on
Why not Disney

Starfire
Cause universal has Hogswart

Raven
Disneyland has Spider-Man

Starfire
Fuck you're right

Robin
Him again.

Kid flash
What's up with Spider-Man?

Beast boy
Felicity has the biggest crush on Spider-Man

Cyborg
Which one?

Beast boy
All of them

Kid flash
Kid's just got taste I don't see a problem

Beast boy
It's the Peter Parker complex
Find any dorky shy brunet guy who does photography and Felicity will be there twirling her hair and giggling at all his jokes

Raven
These aren't even allegations
They're facts
Tobey needs to be glad we shamed her for the age difference
And Andrew should be thankful she couldn't date him because he has the same name as her dad
She was still dating Jake when Tom was single so he dodged a bullet

Cyborg
Imagine Felicity's next album being about Tom Holland
Unstoppable
You and him would've been a cute couple

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