I Saved Blondie's Life, And I'm Trying Not to Take It

Little things or little fangs

The Hair and I were having a stare down, and apparently he doesn't learn fast enough because he made smoochie faces at me. Jocelyn tried to hold me back, but I wasn't letting them this time. I wasn't going to hurt him anyway. I was just going to scare the crap out of him.

I gently threw my sister on the couch, and mouthed sorry while doing it. They all yelled "run!" to The Hair but there was nowhere for him to run. I did flips across the room and landed an inch from him grabbing his throat. I practically growled at him

"Keep doing that and I will rip your throat out"

Oh no this couldn't have been happening! Not there. I looked at Jocelyn and she automatically knew what was happening. I ran to the bathroom as normal as possible and tried to calm down. I could hear Jocelyn trying to explain what happened to the boys.

"Sorry she's been hurt a lot and has anger issues. Not a good combo. Whenever she gets too angry and doesn't want to hurt somebody she goes away and try to calm down, but if she really wants to hurt somebody she could do some damage so,"  she yelled this, "BACK OFF ZAYN!"

I thought I was calm enough by then. I walked out and said "don't you guys have a STUPID show to finish. I'm sure your fans are freaking out Wouldn't want them to try and kill someone else. Great way of showing their love for you they have by the way."

"Oh yeah. Why don't you guys stay here because we have some business to handle with Jillian. Thanks for scaring the schiz out of Zayn; he deserved it."

They left and I started slapping myself.

"Jill stop you're scaring me!"

"But I almost showed them Jocie! People could've died!"

"Jill," she whimpered, "Your... Your eyes... They're, they're...

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I wake up an I see these beautiful blue eyes staring at me. I jump up ready to attack. I saw it was Blondie so I sat back down. He turned to his friends and said,

"See, I told you she would be good at this job. I mean the others aren't that good. But look at her."

"May I ask what we are talking about?" The boys looked shocked.

"What?" I asked.

"You, you... sounded...nice... and innocent." Curly said.

"It's sleep wait until she wakes up." Jocelyn joked. I did a flip to where she was at and I rubbed her hair and we fell to ground and started laughing and rolling.

"Ahh how adorable. She can be nice." The Hair cooed. I jumped up stared into his soul. Seeing some stuff I didn't want to see. I didn't have to run or anything because he was right by me.

"Only to my sister. She might like you guys," I said gesturing to all the boys, "but I still love her" All the boys laughed except for skinny and the hair. I'm tired I saying The Hair. "Oh and I'm changing your name to Jerk"

"Hey we aren't bad! We didn't do anything to you! Why don't you like us?" Skinny whined.

"I'm sure you are a great person I just don't like your band. Sorry." Then I fell back on the floor tickling my little sister.

Leader clapped his hands and said. "Okay lets talk business. How old are you?"

"Does it matter?"

"Just answer the question

"21, 22 two days from now."

"And you still live with your parents?"

"Um...yeah" Blondie took my hesitation as something else and said,

"Oh he didn't mean anything like that"

"Oh I didn't take it like that"

"anyways leader retorted we wanted to know if you would want to travel with us as our body guard"

Oh shoot will I be able to handle myself? I looked at my sister you won't understand what for and she nodded her head.

"Yeah I'll tell my parents and just to let you know. By the way Jerk," I put emphasis on the jerk, "I'll take a bullet for my job, so you don't have to worry about anybody else, but you do have to worry about me" He snickered and my lil' sis ran over to him and put him in the chicken wing.

"She was serious." She snarled

"I teach them well." I said giving her a hug.

"Oh my sister has to come or no deal" I said to leader while giving her a kiss on the forehead

"Aww" Jerk said. I shot him a look and he did the whole zip your lips and lock it with a key thing.

"Okay well Simon knows about this already, so go home and pack. Meet us at the airport tomorrow at 4:00 to avoid the fans."

"We'll be there" me and Jocie said at the same time.

Jerk opened his mouth and we gave him a glare and he soon closed it. We then left.

"You like their song Little Things." Jocie teased.

"What? No, I never even heard the song!"

"Yeah because you were too busy falling asleep to it. You don't remember what happened after I said the thing about your eyes, because they started singing, and you shushed me to hear what was going on then you passed out the way that we do (inside joke you won't understand...yet).

"But their music is awesome. Thanks sis. You made this the best birthday ever!"

"Welcome" We went home and told Dan and Ann (not our parents) we were leaving and packed our stuff and then I practiced my cheerate (cheer+karate) the rest of the time.

 After getting showered and dressed in all black; the only color in my closet, and doing my minimal amount of makeup, I went to go get Jocie. When I opened the door I felt a knocking on my head.

"Oops sorry. I was coming to get you. I can't believe you're their body guard!"

"Don't remind me."

We were at the airport at 3:30 and waited for the boys who were late. But apparently they told us the wrong time because they thought we were going to be late because we're girls and they wanted us to be on time. "I'm going to the bathroom and I'll be back"

I looked around and saw that absolutely nobody was there and I left. Almost to the bathroom I felt a presence behind me so I turned around. Then I feel warm and wet lips on mine. I ran all the way across the airport in just half a millisecond.

"I saw movies so don't lie to me. You you're a...a VAMPIRE!