I Saved Blondie's Life, And I'm Trying Not to Take It

Interveiw and Mommy Direction.

If you're wondering what Jocie had to do, she had to compel the driver to forget what he saw.

We were there at the interview and the boys were getting ready. It was on the radio and there were a lot of wires in the room. The techno people were counting down "in 5...4...3...2...1"

"Hi guys I'm Stacy and here with one direction. So Niall is there anyone new in your life and is she here with you?" Oh shoot please don't say yes.

"In fact Stacy there is and she's right there."

"I thought that was your new bodyguard."

"It is."

"Ooh would you like to come join us?" She asked. I was afraid that would happen. I really don't like attention unless it involves beating someone into a pulp. "Umm...yeah...sure...I guess so." I gave Niall the evil eye.

"I'm going to kill you" I sent to him.

"Sorry" he mouthed.

"I hope I'm not getting anyone in trouble am I?" Stacy asked.

"No Stacy you're fine." Niall scoffed and I playfully hit him.

"Aww how sweet. How about we listen to 'Little Things' while we set..."

"Jillian" I told her.

"Jillian up."

The techno people came and tried to arrange the wires around me.

"And we're back with one direction and Niall's girlfriend Jillian." Stacy said into the mic. "So Jillian you're the boys new bodyguard correct?"

"Yes ma'am"

"Just call me Stacy. How did that happen?"

"Well Stacy, Harry and louis were playing on stage and knocked Niall off. The girls started attacking. My sister Jocelyn forced me to help. I personally was having fun watching it was the only fun I had had all night."

Stacy gasped.

"When I finally helped him I went all ninja and knocked the girls out of the way put Niall over my shoulder and took him out of the doors."

"Niall how is it knowing that she could throw you on her shoulder with ease?"

"To tell you the truth Stacy it's kind of sexy." She giggled.

"You said watching him being attacked was the only fun you had. Why? I mean you were at their concert."

"To tell you the truth Stacy I didn't really like one direction I was forced to take my sister because it was for her birthday. But I stared listening to their music behind their backs and I realized they are good. I guess I just didn't like them because I had to hear about them all the time." I gave Jocelyn daggers if she could blush she would've.

"How's your relationship with the rest of the boys?"

"Okay I guess?"

"I sense you're hiding something."

I shot Jerk an look. "Zayn what did you do to this beautiful human being?" We giggled at that.

"When I first met her I was hitting on her in my own special way and she didn't really like that. Don't worry she taught me a lesson."

"Did she beat you up?"

"Not like that. More like scared the crap out of me. Who knew a girl that looked like that could be so strong and scary." Stacy laughed.

"Looks like you better start going to the gym Zayn"

"More like Jerk"

"What?" Stacy asked.

"It's her little nick name for me. We all have one."

"What is that about Jillian?"

"Well I told you I didn't like one direction at first and I wanted to make it obvious so I ignored their names and gave them nicknames. Niall was Blondie, Liam the Leader, Louis skinny, Harry was Curly, and Jerk here was The Hair but it changed soon after. The rest of the boys earned the right to be called by their real names but I don't think Jerk ever would. Don't worry I will protect him from others like I would the rest."

She then turned to the rest of the boys and asked he regular interview questions.

"Okay Jillian I have one last question before we go."

"Yes Stacy?"

"If you and Niall broke up and he found another girl would you protect him and her like you do now?"

"Of course I would even take a bullet for her and him if I had to. As long as he's happy I'm happy."

"Aww!" Everybody in the room said. I know what you're thinking "where thee heck did this come from?" I just well...listening to the interview I realized we have a lot in common. He kept looking at me during the interview it was so sweet. If I could blush I would be doing it right now. Niall was staring at me. Scratch that everybody was staring at me. "What?"

I asked.

"Why do they looked surprised you would say something like that?" Stacy asked me.

"I'm not the sentimental, lovey-dovey type."

"Oh, well that's it for the show today. I'm Stacy Morgan and I'm out!"

"Wait I'm confused are you Stacy Morgan or are you out?" Louis asked."

"Is he always like this?" She asks.

"Yes...yes he is." We all say at the same time.

"Do you guys do that a lot?"

"Yes" we said doing it again. She just laughed and walked out.

"Okay guys we now have to go to the studio but I guess we have time for some Nandos."

"Yippee" Niall shouted while jumping in the air fist pumping. He then kissed me. On the lips. Why am I not freaking out? I grabbed his hand and went to car.

"Zayn I can feel you looking at my butt." He turned his head acting like he was looking at a tree. Niall punched him the gut. Serves him right.

"Back off!" He yelled.

"Harry my feet are tired" Louis whined.

"But you've been sitting the whole time." Louis gave him the puppy dog face.

"Fine" then Louis jumped on Harry's back and then Harry ran around the parking lot. Louis belted "superman!" At the top of his lungs.

"If you guys don't stop running in the street so help me I will run over you MYSELF!"

They stopped put their heads down and sulked over to where we were.

"Look it's mommy direction. Hey we found our nickname."

"Really I thought I was Ninja?"

"Names change remember?" Jerk said.

"I hate you Jerk"