I Saved Blondie's Life, And I'm Trying Not to Take It

Vamp Senses

"Wake your ugly faces up and get dressed for your interview!" I shouted. Niall groggily walks down the stairs. You don't think I'm ugly do you?" He asks with his sexy morning voice.

"Did I say except for Niall in my sentence?" He walks up the stairs with head down and his even sexier sad face.

"No I don't think your face is ugly." I sigh. He jumps up and pumps his fist into the air, then runs to his room to get dressed.

Jocie and I make oatmeal and tea while the boys are getting dressed. When Liam comes down he stops dead in his tracks and stares at the bowls of oatmeal.

"Do really like oatmeal?" I ask, trying to figure things out.

"Sp-sp-sp-spoons." Is all he manages to say.

"Yeah, we use them to put food in our mouths so we don't have to eat with our hands." Jocie says to him like he's slow.

"He has a phobia of spoons" Zayn explains walking into the kitchen. He's the last one. As always.

"How about I give you this fork and your cup of tea and you eat in the living room so you don't have to see the spoons."

"Thanks for not laughing at me Jillian." Then he walks into the living room.

As soon as he leaves Jocelyn and I are on the floor laughing our butts off. The rest of the boys were looking at us like we were retardet. Well boys...you are CORRECT!

We're at the interview and I have to wear sunglasses until I get contacts. The flash makes our eyes go red just enough for a human to notice. The interview asks common questions but only one made me laugh. It was, "how is it knowing that your girlfriend could probs beat you up and throw you over her shoulder." His response would have made blush...if I were able. Niall said, "it's kind of hot." Now all of the directioners are going to start lifting weights thanks to what Niall said.

When we go in the house I don't know what it was but it felt like something was wrong. Nothing was out of place but there was just this weird feeling in my gut. Then my sister randomly says, "My vamp senses are tingling." Okay she seriously needs to get over her Spider-Man obsession.