So I realllllly like Jonah Gadjovich he is a NHL hockey player for the San Jose Sharks and I wanted to make a story about him because I haven't seen any and because I was bored.
Celine: I need somebody! Help there's a murder scene in between my legs! *cries in pain* Jonah: Lord please help me get through this Celine: Jonah please come here and I don't care if the team is here, I'm in pain!!! Jonah: okay! I'll be back. *runs up stairs* Celine: baby, im craving a mcflurry and fries. Jonah: are you telling me that you want me to go get you it? Celine: i don't know? Jonah: I'll go get you some. Celine: okay
•Jonah leaves to get Celine the McFlurry and fries and the team just there in shock and scared knowing how a lady's shark week is• •Jonah comes back•
Jonah: Special delivery for the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Celine: thank you! ❤️
———————————— (Don't mess with my kid)
(Lydia is there daughter in the future)
Lydia: Mommy someone hurt me! Celine: Mommy's gonna drop kick anyone who touches you. Jonah: and Daddy's going to bail mommy out of jail. Vlassic : you two are horrible parents. Logan: I think there good parents. 😁 ———————————— (Idk 🤣)
Jonah: they always call me "sweets ". have no chance.
Celine: c'mon sweets it's not a big deal. Celine: oh shit it's me. Jonah: can i come over and rail you? Celine: i will wait in my bed. (A/N: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dying of laughter form writing this) ————————————
(Nah my boyfriend crazy)
Nick Foligno: I like you, I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend Celine:Nah, my boyfriend crazy, he kill people. 🙂 *Jonah glaring at him* ———————————— (Fun week)
Celine: Hey Jonah, remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy? Jonah: yes? Celine: there out of my medication for 5 days. Jonah: oh my god Celine: it's gonna be a fun week! Jonah: I'm talking you to your father so he can take care of you Celine: through sickness and health motherfucka. ———————————— (Melinda is grounding Celine)
Melinda: you are grounded Celine: what about work? Melinda: fine...other than work, and no tv Celine: my tv's broken Melinda: than no computer Celine: I need the computer for work. Melinda: then no uh... Celine's mind: ' please don't say guitar' Melinda: no Jonah! Celine: what? No Jonah! Melinda: NO JONAH! *The team laughing in the back round* ———————————— (Chapstick)
*Celine putting on chapstick* Jonah: what you doing, baby? Celine: putting on chapstick. Jonah: really? What flavor is it? Celine: uh... cherry. Jonah: can I try some? Celine: of course, hun *passes the chapstick* *Jonah throws it to the side* *Jonah kisses Celine* Jonah: your a good kisser baby. *smacks her ass* ———————————— (Boobs)
Jonah: when baby's cry, they get boobs in there mouth. And they stop crying. Celine: what's your point honey? Jonah: I'm just saying the next time I cry. Celine: really Jonah. ———————————— (Keys)
*Celine goes and sits on Jonah lap* Celine: Jonah,baby, your keys are still in your pockets. Jonah: my keys aren't in my pocket's. *Celine moving around Jonah's lap* Celine: no, their right here. *continues moving around his lap* Jonah: that is my dick, now stop moving *he squirms quietly* Celine: i can feel your keys and those aren't your keys. *she stills move around his lap and leaned back into him* ———————————— (Cake/an away game)
Jonah: baby...can we please go to bed? Celine: but I want ice cream . Jonah: it's midnight! we can't get ice cream right now.! Celine: but I want ice cream! Jonah: I'm not getting you ice cream. *20 min later* Jonah: I hate you so much. Celine: cmon baby! *Jonah laughs* Celine: You want cake? :) Jonah: I want sleep Celine: I think you want cake! :)) Jonah: NoOOo *laughs* ———————————— (I don't get in my knees)
Celine: I don't get on my knees for no man Jonah: get on your knees... honey. *Celine gets on her knees in front of him* Jonah: Celine I was joking😅 Celine: well that's to damn bad. *the team 😳🫣😶😮* ———————————— (Baby/ in the future)
* Jonah shows Celine a video of a baby* Jonah: you see that? Celine: yes... Jonah: all you have to do..is stop taking birth control, and stop using condoms, and that could be ours! Celine: but we don't want that yet. Jonah: yes we do! Babe we're married now, we're married now. We can have that! Celine: that doesn't mean we get a baby yet. Jonah: listen! If it's a boy I'll raise it! And if it's a girl you can raise it! 50/50 chance! Celine: no! No no no! You don't raise kids like that! Jonah: babe! Jonah: did you not see that video Celine: I do see it! Jonah: baby, I'd be a great dad! Celine: oh I'm sure you would! Jonah: I would! ———————————— (How old are you?)
Logan: hey how old are you? Celine: ummm, it's 2023 right? Hertl: yeah Celine: yeah, ok hold on *doing the math* Celine: 22! James: Did you really just have to calculate your own age? Celine: Well I didn't think l'd make it this far * the rest of the team laughing in the back round* ———————————— (Baked bean) *Jonah stands up* Celine: omg you so tall! You look like a giraffe! Jonah: That's why you dead built like a baked bean Celine: a baked-?! B-A BAKED BEAN?! *kicks Jonah legs*
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Celine:Working hard or hardly working? Jonah: Darling, don't poke the bear now. Celine: *laughing* Aren't I the one who's supposed to be having mood swings? Jonah: You aren't the one trying to put the damn crib together! Celine: Jonah... Jonah: Shit, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap at you. Celine:I know. Jonah:I just can't put the damn thing together. Celine:Have you tried looking at the instructions? Jonah: *sarcastically* Of course I looked.
*after a moment*
Jonah: Oh, shit. These are helpful. Celine:I'll leave you to it then. Jonah: Alright. I'll see you later. Celine: I love you, Joe. good luck on the crib. Jonah: love you too sweetheart ———————————— (Idk) *ducks vs Sharks pre game* Troy Terry: hey Celine! Touch me how you touch that soccer ball! *laughs* *jonah pissed* Jonah: hey fuck off! Dick head! *Celine grabs Jonah arm* Celine: hey it's ok, *looks at Jonah* *looks at Troy * sure! *the others shocked* Troy: *laughs* Alr *skates over to Celine* Celine: *grabs his head* *moves it down to her foot* *kicks his ear* Celine: There! Troy: ow! *grabs ear* Celine: bye! *walks to the team* I'm back! Jonah: omg I love you *hugs Celine* *celine smiles and kisses him* _________________________ (A/N: I'll update later!)
