"North City, 10:00 A.M"
A NC taxi cab stops in front of a bridge that leads to the Pride Trooper's HQ.
"Sorry, boys, but this is as far as I'm legally allowed to go." Said the taxi driver.
The back doors open as X, Gigan, Titano, and Kiryu, all wearing casual clothing hop out.
X: Don't sweat it, man! At least you got us here, and besides, we need our exercise today!
The taxi cab drives off as X, Gigan, Titano, and Kiryu begin the fifteen minute walk down to the HQ.
"Pride Trooper's HQ"
Near the back door of the HQ, underneath a dark blue tent, Piccolo, wearing an apron and chef's hat tends to the grill, Uub floats around in the Shenlong River with his ferret floaty, and Bardock, wearing shades, a white t-shirt, and shorts lays back in his lawn chair with an ice cold beer in hand while listening to music on the radio.
Bardock: So, chef! What's on the menu?
Piccolo: Chicken, hotdogs, and burgers!
Bardock: *Sniff Sniff* What do you have the grill on?
Piccolo: 500.
Bardock: Christ almighty, Piccolo! You're supposed to grill the meat, not cremate it!
Piccolo: I'm trying to get these things off the grill and on your plates as soon as possible! I've got a lot more work to do here, and knowing a Saiyan's appetite, I might be here all night!
Bardock: It's about quality, not quantity, my big green friend!
Piccolo: If that meant anything to your kind and those bottomless pits they call stomachs!
A few minutes later, Gohan walks outside with grocery bags in hand.
Bardock: Is that your mom's famous coleslaw?
Gohan: No. It's store-bought! Sorry to disappoint!
Bardock: Eugh.
Gohan walks up to Piccolo.
Piccolo: Did you bring the sauce?
Gohan digs into the bag and hands Piccolo four bottles of different kinds of BBQ sauce.
"Chicken, hotdogs, burgers, coleslaw, and beer!"
Everyone looks to their right as X, Gigan, Titano, and Kiryu walk up.
X: Sounds like you guys have a real interesting evening coming up, huh?
Bardock: Yeah.
Bardock stands to his feet and raises his shades.
Bardock: Who are you?
X: I'm X. X as in Executioner.
Bardock: X as in Executioner? Should I be concerned?
X: No! Not at all! I only kill bad guys for a living!
Bardock silently stares at X for a couple seconds.
X: Anyways, I'm here because I heard from my friends that there's many opportunities that come with the job and was interested in joining the team, remember?
Bardock: Oh. Right.
Bardock offers X a handshake.
Bardock: Welcome aboard, son!
X accepts and the two shake hands for the very first time.
X: Thank you, sir!
Bardock: No need for sir! You can just call me Bardock.
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