Y/N pov
I was trudging through the snow with Small Fry while Callie followed me.
Callie: So... you're a human.
Me: Oh really? What gave it away?
Callie: Jeez man, don't have to be an asshole.
Me: Well I'm sorry, did you happen to fall down a giant hole in the middle of the desert, and land in fuckin' winter wonderland NASA?!
Callie: WHAT IS NASA?!?!
Me: THEY RESEARCH SPACE!
Marie: *WHY ARE YOU ARGUING?!*
I hear Marie's voice from my ear piece.
Me: Nothing, sorry, it's stupid.
Marie: *Look I get it, your suddenly pushed into this new world without any say, while also trying to deal with the guilt of your dead friends.*
Me: Wow... right on the nail actually, Jeez your good.
Marie: *Isn't that hard to guess, when that's literally your situation, and it's very obvious*
Me: Fuck you
Marie: *Lets just find gramps*
I see a teapot and shoot it until it opens up.
Marie: *Proceed with caution, agent 3*
Me: Yeah yeah, I know. Not my first time doing this.
I turn into a squid and hop into the teapot.
Me: 'I wonder what the others are doing?'
Meanwhile...
Frye: What is this place?
Shiver: I don't know, but it seems like a good spot.
Big Man: Ay (Yeah)
Frye looks in the distance and sees Callie waiting by a teapot.
Frye: Who's that?
Shiver: Hmm, I don't know?
Big Man: Ay (Lets go check it out)
Couple hours later
Me: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING DOORS?!?!?!
Callie: *This seems very impractical to navigate*
Marie: *Thats the point*
I finish the mission and jump out of the teapot.
Me: I... want to die now.
Marie: I can see why.
I look back to see Marie and Callie there.
Me: Anyway, Lil' bud, do your thing.
I toss him at the fur goo and he eats it.
Me: Good job, buddy-
I see a tube to the next area.
Me: God damn it-
???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Callie: Who are you supposed to be?
I look at the culprits and...
Frye: We're not SUPPOSED to be anything.
Me: Oh you've gotta be kidding me.
Frye: But I'll tell you who we ARE.
I put my face palm, knowing what going to happen.
Frye: Say it with sizzle... I'm Frye!
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Wakey Wakey (a Splatoon x Male Human Reader story)
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