Devotions of Your Keeper (Thoma X Fem Reader)

Thoma When You Get Drunk

(I couldn't find more fitting fanart lol 😅)

Synopsis: Thoma tries to take care of you after you get hammered drunk, but you'd rather tease him and do what you can to get him flustered.

Theme(s): Fluff.

Relationship: Dating

Trigger Warnings: Some sexual themes (they won't go too far).

Word Count: 2143

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Thoma When You Get Drunk

"Come oooooonnn," you pleaded your boyfriend as he carried you bridal style down Inazuma City. "Can we stay a little longer, pleeeeeease?"

"Y/N, you can't even stand," said Thoma firmly. "You've had enough. Try and relax."

"Relax? But I wanna partyyyyyy."

"You did a lot of partying, m'love. I lost count of how many drinks you had. And-"  Thoma let out an awkward chuckle. "You were doing all kinds of moves on that dance floor."

You were giggling uncontrollably at how red your boyfriend's face was getting. It made you want to reach up and pinch his little cheeks.

"It's not that funny." His face was starting to match his jacket, making you cackle more.

"Look . . . it's a Thomato!" You wheezed with laughter, you were so proud of that pun.

Thoma heaved a heavy sigh. "Seriously, Y/N.  It's not funny. I'm thinking about how some of those men were looking at you."

"Whaaaa?" You didn't remember anything about men looking at you. You just remembered dancing your heart off, showing all your sexiest moves off to Thoma. You just loved getting him flustered- he was so cute when he was all hot and bothered like that.

"Where they checkin' me out?"

"Yes . . ."

"Ohhhh." You stuck out your tongue. "Were you jealous?"

"No. I was worried."

"Worried? Sounds like somebody's jelly . . ." You giggled, trying to get him to blush again.

"No, what I mean is . . ." You thought you felt Thoma shudder. "I was worried those guys were gonna try something."

"Try somethin'?" You cackled. "Whadaya mean?"

Thoma swallowed back a lump in his throat. "Y/N, why don't you try and relax?"

You pulled a silly face. "I woulda been able for 'em."

"No you wouldn't."

"Yeah I would. I woulda kicked 'em in the dick and blasted 'em with my Burst! Pew-pew . . . "

"Y/N," said Thoma softly. "You're slurring. You can't stand. I'm not even sure you know where you are."

"Sure I do. I'm . . . ehhhh-" Your eyes swiveled around. Everything was spinning (and you absolutely loved it).

"I'm here!" you declared, proudly patting Thoma on his pec. It was nice and warm and firm. You grinned and started feeling it up.

"You're cuuuute."

Thoma's cheeks were tinting pink. His breath hitched every time you pinched his pec.

"M'love, please try and relax. We're just home now."