The pogue princess's savior (Jj maybank)

"Gee thanks that's every girls wish that a guy would say that to them"

The next day we were all sitting on the porch talking, smoking or drinking but Pope was just talking and then Sarah came saying she was here for pope saying she found the island room 

We all get into the van and Pope brings the copy of the diary with him

"Guys listen the diary says the cross holds the most holy relic in all of Christendom, the garment of the savior"

Kie: so what he's saying there's a holy garment inside the cross?

"Yea it says the garment is capable of healing the sick from any malady"

"So that's why the crazy bitch Limbery wants it not for the money but for the garment."

JJ: " yeah if only I may touch his garment I shall be made well."

"Why the Bible make garment seem like another word for dick" everyone turns around and looks at jj shocked

Jj: "what I went to Sunday school he says wrapping he arm around me"

"Correction we did"

Kie: " oh yeah sure"

"No it's true the reverend always yelled at us. Boys and girls must not touch each other at all especially in the place of god blah blah"

Jj: "he did not like us"

"No he did not"

Kie: " anyways what else does the diary say"

Pope: "many feel that we have sinned to steal such a scared thing, and god will strike his vengeance on us"

"He did the hurricane to sink the ship"

Jj: " does this mean we're gonna die"

"I hope the fuck not"

We get to Sarah's house and she leads us to her dining room and the wallpaper is peeling off and it's a map of Kildare 

"Holy shit"

Jj: "look eve it's the light house and rixon"

Kie: " guys look parcel 9 and the well"

John b: " if that's rixon's and parcel 9 then that's the surf break"

"And the handwriting matches look" I say holding a diary page to the writing on the wall."

"Okay so why did he paint Kildare island. We know it has to do with the key but what?"

Jj: I don't know

"Pope lemme see the diary"

John b: "how did you uncover this"

Sarah: " I didn't it was like this when I got home"

Kie: "then who did it"

Wheezie: " the freaks"

"Hey wheezie"

"Hey lynn"

"What freaks was ther a musty looking guy and a women with a crutches name limbery and what the fuck was the guy's name it started with an R."

Wheezie: " yea they showed up last night wanted to talk to rafe"

"Did you hear where they said they were going"

"I listened through the grate and they talked about getting across the sand flamingo"

Jj: " that's code for something"

"Sometimes I wonder why I'm dating you it's cross of Santo Domingo maybank"

"Yea and they were talking about like angels"