"Loving the monsters always ends badly for the human. It's a rule"
Kisa Petrova finds herself being tortured day after day for over 30 years, what happens after she meets a certain werecoyote that too doesn't know how to be human?
Let's add a vampir...
Did it hurt? When you fell out of someone's ass into the toilet, you piece of shit.
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Stiles and Malia were rather unfortunate to wake up to loud noises coming from downstairs, the she-coyote growling threatening, making the boy gulp softly as he saw her furious supernatural eyes.
Someone was clearly not a morning person.
"I'll kill them" Malia grumbled, leaving the room pissed to possibly murder whoever was responsible for interrupting her beauty sleep.
It was just then Stiles noticed that Kisa was, in fact, missing from the bed, making him run after Malia as he quickly gathered his clothes and tried to put his shirt over his head without rolling down the stairs.
But the sight made him stop, looking at his kitchen with his mouth gape open as Malia laughed loudly at what was happening while he had one hand through the hole of what should be his head.
There, in all their glory, stood Kisa, Kai and his dad, all dressed with a golden material, full of glitter, and their bellies on display - it was ridiculous.
"I CAN BUY MYSELF FLOWERSSSSS" Kai sang - correction - Kai screamed, taking the flower arrangement of their table and throwing it in the air, before he dramatically sat on the table and laid down like the muse he was.
Noah's eyes couldn't even open from how much he was laughing, the duo had kidnapped him from his rest time as soon as he got back from work and Kai seemed to have some ideas as soon as he started to pull out a golden dress that couldn't even reach his knee.
"Write my name in the sand?" The Sheriff sang, questioning the chaotic duo, who had played the song at least 15 times so he would be able to sing with them.
Kisa made him finger guns, winking, before she twirled in her place and hummed along the song, she was cooking something as well, but by the smell and the piles of burnt food in the garbage, Stiles gathered that it wasn't her first try.
"Talk to myself for HOURSSSSS" The vampire continued along the lyric, making both Kai and Malia snort, sharing a look as they muttered "she actually does that"
Noticing that Stiles had also woken up, Kisa and Kai ran up to him with wicked smirks, almost identical, making him gulp.
"SAY THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
"God, why do you bully me even in the music?" The youngest Stilinski mumbled to himself, shaking his head with a small smile as he walked up to the kitchen, giving his dad an up and down look, before he snickered "Is there something you want to tell me, dad?"
