Nagito: i think that was an amazing ride!
Hiyoko: WE'RE STRANDED ON A FUCKING ISLAND BECAUSE YOU DRUGGED ONE OF THE PILOTS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Kaede: calm down i'm sure they'll find another company to fly us back
Mahiru: yeah besides we have a month to get that fixed
meanwhile, in the staff room:
Chisa: jin omfg this is your third bottle of whisky
Jin: OH MY GOD WHO THE FUCK HAD THE IDEA OF ADDING LUCK AS A TALENT I HATE NAGITO
Chisa: uh wasn't that izuru kamakura?
jin:
jin: let's make a clone of him so we can let our anger out on him
chisa: i hate this job
back with the ultimates:
Makoto: ok this is amazing we all have cottages
Kaito: and a whole ass hotel!
Hajime: you guys saw that there are other islands too right?
Ibuki: yeah but they're out of bounds for now-
Kokichi: "out of bounds" is just a fancy way of saying that there's extra steps to go through the door.
Sonia: we might not be able to find another company after all.
Mikan: fuck.
Komaru: why did i come here
Tenko: we don't know-
Junko: literally no one asked for you <3
Jin: *megaphone* ATTENTION FREAKS.
Kyoko: omfg dad
Jin: YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. COTTAGES. NOW.
Hajime: oh no.
Kazuichi: NOOOOOOOO
c o t t a g e
Kokichi:
Maki:
Kokichi: listen-
Maki: make another fucking sound and i will personally end your entire bloodline.
Kokichi: *quietly gets on his phone*
Fear us Jin kirigiri.
Kokichi: how are you all surviving?
Hajime: i'm not.
Junko: me personally? having the time of my life.
Hina: i smell fucking gunpowder
Jill: don't worry about it.
Mukuro: i swear these two are gonna be the death of us
Sayaka: mukuro stop wishing your parents had aborted your sister and come back to bed ffs i see your eyebags with the light out
Miu: what the fuck
Teruteru: they're sleeping in th same bed? 😏
Kaede: /BAN TERUTERU AGAIN
Discord: in my defense he made me chicken nuggets >:(
Fuyuhiko: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
Taka: I agree! Minus the swearing.
Ibuki: wait we have like 22 cottages total right?
Kirumi: Yes, 11 on both sides, to be more precise.
Ibuki: and Mikan and i are like in the middle.
Mikan: i do not like where this is going <3
Ibuki: if i blast music-
Angie: Ibuki i swear to atua-
Mondo: someone knock me out.
Ibuki and Mikan's cottage:
Mikan: why the hell do we have a giant speaker?
Ibuki: i call it destiny.
*CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS? I COULD REALLY USE-*
Shuichi: i am going to kill myself. goodbye.
Sakura: go to Hope's peak, they said.
Celeste: one of the best schools in the world, they said.
Mikan: i formally apologize.
Kokichi: WITH FUCKING TEARS
Ibuki: ok my chaos meter of the day has been fulfilled. goodnight.
Ibuki: *passes out*
everyone:
Jill: well good thing that drove away the attention from the bomb 🧍
Mukuro: EXCUSE ME?
Junko: the one we shoved up komaeda's ass
Hajime: i'm out
YOU ARE READING
Sdr2 chatfic (very gay)
Fanfictionhonestly it's been years since i wanted to do this but i've never had te motivation and now i finally do so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i BEG of you to read the info chapter it's not really only dr2 anymore, it's all classes
