please can we just have something nice for once

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Fear us Jin Kirigiri

Kyoko: We literally just fucking got on the island and we already fucking lost junko what the fuck

Shuichi: ARE YOU SERIOUS

Mukuro: thank god

Angie: Atua*

Mikan: science*

Mikan: wait shit ibuki's gone too

Leon: maybe she just got upset about the sleepover thing-?

Kazuichi: nah we moved on from that shit

Miu: WELL I FUCKING HAVEN'T

Kokichi: DO YOUR OWN FUCKING SLEEPOVER THEN WHORE

Miu: i would but what fun would it be without junko

Jill: WE NEED TO FIND HER⚠️

Junko: what the fuck you guys want

Junko: money? drugs? sex?

teruteru: yes

chiaki: get the fuck out

Mikan: no wait, wanting to fuck junko is relatable

Junko: who even are you

Ibuki: she's just the best girl in the world.

Hajime: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TWO??

Himiko: i will determine that with my magic!

Tenko: She plummeted to the ground but besides that all is fine

Ibuki: we're at the supermarket

Mondo: bitch no you're not

Mondo: i'm here with taka

Junko: the other supermarket

Kaede: w h a t  o t h e r  m a r k e t ??

Peko: I think they mean the random Ikea on this very island.

Fuyuhiko: the one that. popped up. from the floor?

Peko: Precisely.

Sonia: THATS NOT AN IKEA!

Chiaki: THAT'S A FUCKING SCP

Nagito: a what

Miu: The scp foundation is a fictional (maybe) secret organization, which is responsible for capturing, containing, and studying various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of human society.

Everyone:

Tsumugi: i taught her that

Junko: ooh there's a hot employee over there

Chiaki: DONOTTALKTOTHATTHING

Jill: i'm gonna blow up the market i can't lose my bestie like this

Tsumugi: refer to it by its name you normie

Tsumugi: that's SCP 3008

Hiyoko: shut the fuck up

Mikan: how are they getting out of there??

Miu: that's the cool part, they don't!

Mikan: 😨

Miu: ..i mean- oh shit that's terrible

Junko: LMAO THE HOT EMPLOYEE WAS ACTUALLY JUST KYOKO'S SHITTY EXCUSE OF A DAD

Celeste: douse him in gasoline.

Kyoko: you thought my dad was hot??

Junko: i have a thing for pathetic loser wimp men

Ibuki: guys get lost in the Ikea with us 🤪

Chihiro: why would we do that..?

Ibuki: they have everything here, aka free food, free place to sleep, free entertainment and shit

Ryoma: i'm coming over

Leon: same

Sonia: i order each and every one of you to stay right here! no one is entering the scp >:c

Maki: wait

Maki: why do i smell gunpowder AGAIN??

Jill: no reason.

**EXPLOSION_NOISES.mp4**

Junko: have i ever told you you're fucking awesome?

Jill: awww thanks

Ibuki: oh freedom :D

Mikan: never leave my sight again.

Kazuichi: all that infinite food and materials- gone

Nagito: such despair.. but fear not! for we shall use this as an opportu—

Hajime: SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP

Rantaro: please can we explore the island now

*cue everyone exploring the island*
*cue everyone trashing the island because it fucking sucks*

Mondo: too bad you losers went all the way over there for nothing lmao

Hiro: shut up ‼️

Miu: anyone up for another round of truth or—

Everyone: NO

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