Stanley Parable one-shots

Request by Dinsfire24 (Lovebug AU)

Requested by Dinsfire24. Prepare for a long ass story, and I apoligise if I botched this up XD

WARNING mentions of blood and dead bodies near the end, you have been warned.

Stanley stared at the screen for the second time hoping that this would be the final time he would ever have to see this screen again.

No, it had nothing to with the 'perfect story' the Narrator kept going on about, it was the screen that would hopefully get him out of here fast. And a one-way ticket to a vacation spot he had always wanted to go to.

And this wasn't the worst part, he noticed the past few days that the Narrator was acting a little, different, to say the least. He occasionally heard humming noises coming from the microphone the Narrator used. The floor would feel like it was moving on its own, heck Stanley swore that he almost fell a few times and nearly slammed his shoulder into walls and other objects. He would hear the Narrator chuckle but nothing afterward.

He wanted to find the twat and hit him with a baseball bat, but quickly decided against it, soon he would be free from this prison, he just had to wait a bit longer for the transaction to go through and soon he would be home free.

"Stanley? STANLEY!"

Oh crap not again!

This time Stanley didn't try to run for the exit, not after last time. Instead, he waited in his room, hoping to see the creature's shadow walking past his blinds in the hopes he would be able to sneak past the guy.

"Stanley? Where are you?" sang the voice.

Same place as always, and hopefully, away from you. Permanently. Stanely thought to himself as he turned off his office light, closed the blinds before blending himself into the corner as best he could.

Wait it out, that was all he had to do. And then he would be free.

"Stanley dear. Come out where ever you are"

SCREECH! WTF?! what was that out about?

Then he saw it, a faint shadow of the human walking past his blinds. Stanley instinctively held his breath as he waited for the form to disappear from view.

"Stanley could you please come out? I've got a surprise for you"

This was some cheap budget horror movie that was bound to fall flat on the whole planet's face. Scratch that, this horror movie was something else entirely. This was cat and mouse.

The Narrator continued to call out Stanley's name, but he didn't seem to be panicking, no doubt he knew where Stanley was and was simply humouring him. He had noticed that happening a lot more too. He seemed to love the idea of Stanley jumping into his arms like some cheesy anime fan fic...

Where the hell did THAT come from?!

No time to think, he saw the shadow disappear and the voice fading into the distance, he had to time this perfectly. He gave himself a few more seconds, just to make sure the voice was completely gone.

And then he ran for his door, one twist and it was open, he wasted no time in throwing it open and running full speed towards the door that would bring him to freedom.

"There you are"

OH SH-

Stanley found himself breathless as he found himself greeting the floor, with a sore nose. Followed by a loud cackle and "HA HA, gotcha"

The poor guy stayed on the floor huffing silently. Of. Effing. Course.

"Really Stanley, I first thought you were doing this just to get on my nerves, not I'm beginning to think your doing this just to get my attention"