Stanley Parable one-shots

Christmas with the- wait what?

AUTHOR HERE, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, sorry if this is too cheesy/ooc, I just had the idea of Narrator never celebrating it and wants to show Stanley some love, also based it on the new trailer for next year, ENJOY!

This man, this, entity...is completely insufferable, it's been weeks since we shot the Parable game, unfortunately, I was stuck in this stupid building, while HE was off doing another narration of something called 'Dungeons 2 and 3', not that he would have let me leave anyway, he's kept me locked up in this building for who knows how long. Time seems to flow differently between worlds.

Oh well, at least he made some new areas for me to walk around when I was bored, not that I no longer need them.

I'm almost done with getting out of this place, soon I shall be fr-

"Stanley? Stanley!"

Oh no, not HIM! I need to get out of here.

"STANLEY!"

Dammit why did his voice have to be so-

"Gotcha"

Oh shi-

"Hey Stanley, I just had a new idea for the Stanley Parable"

I turned around and sure enough, the room had changed and there was a projector showing what he had in mind.

"New endings" blah blah blah "won't that be fun?"

I immediately shook my head, no way, it's not fun, I have been stuck in this place for ages and there is no way another Parable was going to entertain me. Haven't I suffered enough?

"Oh shush, of course it will be fun"

Next thing I know the floor gave way underneath me with the chairs falling with me-

And I find myself back in that dreadful office room once more.

"Just think about it Stanley, we'll packaged it up with the original game, put it on console and sell it by the dozen, because these people are suckers" green money notes fell from the ceiling as he talked.

I did my best to ignore him and tried desperately to open the door, it wouldn't open and the money was beginning to fill up the room.

"Come, come, Daddy needs a third swimming pool"

When the heck did the money get so high? Am I going to die? Please let it be permanent this time, I don't want another-

"STANLEY! WAKE UP!"

Stanley jerked upwards with a fright, and found himself in the room of colourful lights, was that all a dream?

"Oh, thank god your awake" the Narrator sighed with relief "for a moment there I thought you'd never wake up"

I just stared at what would have been the ceiling, no point in speaking since that was taken away from me, I simply laid back down like a star fish and laid there.

"What exactly happened though? You've been unconscious long enough for me to actually worry" wow, he was worried? That's new "anyway, I suppose it's time for us to restart the game again, isn't it?"

I held out my hand and used my thumb and finger index finger, hoping he would get the message.

"You feeling okay? Or do you want to stay a longer?" two fingers in peace sign "okay then, we can stay a little longer" I'm sure he muttered "I suppose"

For just a moment, we stayed there without anger towards each other. He may be a pain, but he really was the only person I could trust at this moment, no matter how much it pained me to admit.