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Is your body from McDonalds because im loving it.

Baby I'll treat you like my homework throw you on the table and do you all night long

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you work for ups? No? Oh well I could of sworn I saw you checking out my package.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!!!!

There's something wrong with my phone.., your numbers not in it.

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