Your mommas so ugly even bob the builder said i cant fix!!!!!
One day a blonde was driving down the road when a cop pulled her over he walked up to the car and said: license and registration please. The blonde says angrily: i really wish u guys could get your act together just yesturday u take away my licence now u excpect me to show it to u!!!!!!

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