This chapter is for ifitsgayitsgood because they are the ultimatememelord and loves pickup lines.
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Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in.
Damn girl is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection!
There are 8 planets in the solar system but there gonna be only seven after I destroy your anus.
Aside from being sexy, what else can you do?
I named my dick "the truth" because bitches can't handle it!
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my self in your pants.
You know why me and squirrels are alike? Because I wanna bury my nuts into you.
I might not go down in history but I'll go down on you!
*Looks down at crouch* well it's not gonna sucks itself!
You know what I like in a girl? My dick!
I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight!
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) Because I wanna fuck you so badly but I can't.
You, me, handcuffs and whipped cream interested?
Baby, I'm like a firefighter , I find them hot and leave em wet!
You are welcome lol
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