John- Milk roast
Seraphina- flirts with your brother
(Self insert)-bitch
Arlo-daddy
Isen-simp
Blyke- laesar
Cecile-Newspaper gal
Elaine-Suckup
Remi-Remi
Chaos groupchat, 1pm
Milk roast: Obsessed with Heidi Montag
Milk roast: I'll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like
Flirts with your brother: ong stilletos and fishnets, if that's what you'd like
Bitch: I'll be your hot nurse, school girl in curls
Milk roast: whatever your type baby, if that's what you like. I'll do it.
Bitch: real footage of John actually typing properly because of Heidi Montag
Daddy: interesting, maybe you should keep stanning Heidi Montag then. Your english grade may finally skyrocket.
Bitch: WJOEDBWIGMSOWYROTNF
Milk roast:
Milk roast:
Milk roast: im going to hurt you
Daddy: I think not
Milk roast: I think yes
Daddy: are you about to severely injure your date for this evening.
Milk roast: yes.
Bitch: hes just like me fr!!!
Flirts with your brother: on god!!!
Simp: we gonna skim past the fact they're going on a date
Flirts with your brother: girl we been knew
Bitch: on god
Milk roast: shut up before I start roasting you alive girl
Daddy: Girl if you don't stop using silly slay girl terms like Blyke and Isen, I'm going to choke you.
Suckup: Blyke and Isen slaying , real?
Flirts with your brother: so real, you two
Simp: thank you, thank you.
Laesar: lol Arlo
Daddy: if you bring us to Woaba Boba again, im Woah ba Boba-ing your ass
Milk roast: ok u sad excuse of a human in a shell
Milk roast: bro has no tastes
Daddy: Well, bro just prefers non-sickly sweet things.
Milk roast: u hav literally kissed me on the lips before
Daddy: what does that have to do with anything
Simp: again, are we going to skip past that
Milk roast: after drinking the "sickly sweet boba"
Bitch: stop shut up, both of you. What the fuck idw hear this after my experience w the blood and knifeplay in the halls ft. Wenqi & Illena.
Simp: that's fucked up fr queen
Laesar: sorry you had to see that i'd have cried
Daddy: okay so?
Milk roast: GIRL you enjoyed it
Daddy: not the drink doofus.
Milk roast: OKAY BUT I COULD STILL TASTE IT SO THAT MEANS U TASTED IT!!
Daddy: you're not okay in the head, but alright.
Daddy: so are you still up for that date, or are you gonna keep complaining about how I don't like Mango boba?
Milk roast: AAAAAUWGAKSHSK
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UnOrdinary ChatFic (derogatory)
Fanficbasically a chatfic before John's ability reveal (shocker!!)😰😰😰 Also self insert for meemes -plot -memes -daddy jokes -john being,john -chaotic -gay gay homo gae (I'm not fetishizing LGBTQ, I am one myself) -Death jokes -horny? -rituals -Ships (B...
