CH & SH incorrect quotes 🙃

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EU: *casually speaking to the countries in the EU*
UK: EU?
EU: Yes?
UK: Can i leave?
EU: Leave the meeting or the EU?
UK: both
EU: Why?
UK: BECAUSE FUCK EVERYONE HERE!
EU: HOW DARE YOU!
France: *mad blush*
Spain: *mumbles* damn Britain, your the European US...
UK: I HEARD THAT! Want me to get dad involved?!
Spain: NOPE!! Portugal SAVE ME!!
Portugal: Nah, I'm gonna be the Switzerland of this argument, you both haven't had an argument since Canada came along, that was a while ago. I need the entertainment
EU: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!! UK STOP CHASING SPAIN! Just listen to me for f*cking once in your god d*mn lives.!
Countries in the EU: ...