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(Idk if this is considered an incorrect quote but anyways-)

Context: Some countries are playing Mafia in the office since UN called out sick. Germany, Poland, and Ukraine are laying on the floor since they're "dead". America is the Narrater and chose Russia as the medic, Germany as the detective, and Saudi Arabia as the Killer.

America: Alright! It's 7 am. Everyone wakes up to a glorious morning. The birds are singing and the chipmunks are dancing.

Canada: Chipmunks dancing?

America: Shush your trap! This is my story not yours. Anyways, Belarus and Serbia start to take a stroll through the woods. *Belarus and Serbia tense* and they find *America makes a dramatic gasping noise* they find Belgium sprawled across the roots and leaves with a bloody shirt!!

*Belgium dramatically gags as if he's dying and falls backwards, accidentally hitting Poland*

Belgium: Oops, sorry Poland

Poland: Be quiet we're dead!

America: Anyways! It's time to interrogate each other.

Canada: I think it's Germany.

Germany: IM DEAD!!

Canada: Oh right- Maybe Russia then?

Russia: Why me?

Canada: You've been the quietest

Russia: that's because I'm trying to focus on everyone's expressions for potential lies. *Russia makes a few motions with his hands*

Serbia: Going by your logic Canada, then Saudi Arabia could also be a suspect.

Canada: You're right.

America: Alright I'm getting bored of your discussions, if you vote Canada this your hand. (1) If you vote Germany, raise your hand.

Germany: SERIOUSLY? IM F*CKING DEAD!

America: A-hem (0), If you vote Russia raise your hand (1). If you vote Serbia raise your hand (0). If you vote Saudi Arabia, raise your hand (2). If you vote ..... (all the other countries there get 0) finally, if you vote skip, raid your hand (9) Alright majority votes skip. Everyone heads back to their cabins to enjoy a good nights rest. Alright Mafia wake up! *Saudi Arabia lifts his head up* Choose who to kill. *Saudi Arabia points at someone* Alright go back to sleep. *Saudi Arabia closes his eyes and looks down.* Medic wake up! Choose who to save or use your one save-yourself.*Russia points at himself* Alright now go back to sleep. Detective wake up, choose who to guess.*Germany rolls his eyes* close your eyes. EVERYONE WAKE UP!

Saudi Arabia: Do you really need to be that friking loud?!

Canada: yes he does.

America: Anyways. It's a cool rainy morning. Russia puts on his raincoat for a morning stroll.

Russia: Screw Raincoats.

America: *huffs* So Russia goes out on a morning walk- without a raincoat apparently -And he gets attacked from behind. Thankfully the one that attacked him was weaker than him, and he survived the encounter.

Russia: It's Saudi Arabia.

UK: How do you know that.

Russia: I suspected him for a while, I used his sign language to say "I wanna die, and I think it's you". So I protected myself, meaning someone attacked me. While yes someone else could have been the one to attack me, a have heavy beliefs that it's Saudi Arabia

*Saudi Arabia glares at him. America decides to put him first on the vote list and he gets 7/12 votes.*

Aussie: So?

America: Alright Saudi Arabia was arrested and put on trial. He was found... GUILTY! Congrats! Medic was Russia and Detective was Germany.

Germany: Did you have to make me mauled by a cougar?

America: Yes Mr. I'm the first to die and couldn't tell anyone it was Saudi Arabia because you guessed him first round.

Germany: I- Fuck you.

America: I mean- if you want to.

Germany: EW! GROSS!!

Poland: You kinda walked right into that one.

Russia: At least this game is over. I'm gonna go home now.

Meanwhile at UNs house.

UN: *watching them from the security cameras that don't pick up audio* What the F❌❌❌ is happening in there...