CH & SH incorrect quotes 🙃

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America: Hey Germany?

Germany: Was denn?

America: 3 people enter a bar and each pay $10 for their $30 bill. The waiter realizes their total was $25 not $30. So he gives each friend $1 back because he's dishonest and keeps the last $2. 3x9 is 27 plus the $2 the waiter kept us $29... where did the last dollar go

Germany: *unhearable German mumble noises* I... don't have an answer for that...

Russia: *drunk Russian grumbling* you see this is why I hate you

(Was Denn. German for "What?")