Russia, texting North Korea: North Korea! Help I'm being kidnapped
North Korea: Where are you?
Russia: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
North Korea: I'll call China.
China, answering their cell: Y'ello?
North Korea: Where's Russia? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
China: Russia? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
China:
China: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
China: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Russia: WHO ARE YOU?!
YOU ARE READING
CH & SH incorrect quotes 🙃
HumorBecause I can't write chapters, maybe some incorrect quotes can help me... hopefully
