BAU Group Chat Talking Smack

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6:43
AH added y/n
EP changed the group name from BAU Group Chat to BAU Group Chat Talking Smack

AH:
How did you change the name so quickly?
Anyway
We have a case.
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14:57

DM:
Baby Girl 💃 are you available for some fun lovin'?

PG:
Yes? Why didn't you call me? I am an exceptional conversationalist. Just ask anyone around me.

DM:
We don't think we can trust the police around here. We need you to tell us if any of the police or their friends/fam match the profile.

PG:
I am on it my sexy crime fighters 🤼

AH:
Please just find it.
Thank you for doing this for us but the sexualisation has a time and a place.

DM:
You are a finessing goddess and we are all just privileged enough to live in your world ❤️🤎❤️🤎🤍🤍🤍🤍❤️🤍🤎🤍❤️🤍🤍❤️🤍🤎🤍🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

SR:
What does finessing mean in this context? Do you mean it in the traditional sense of using great skill or do you mean the traditional sense of someone who draws quickly to beat their opponent? Or is there a non-traditional way?

DM:
Both? Idk and idc because all that matters is she is fit sexy and totally my type

PG:
Would you look at that?
I searched up sex God and there you were Derek Morgan 😜 😉

EP:
Think I might throw up. No actually I am sure I might throw up!!!! Derek Morgan is disgusting!!

JJ:
Throw up on me?

DR:
That is more than just standard sexual deviance JJ.
A vomit fetish is not normal.
But who am I to judge the private acts of two colleagues who shouldn't technically be engaging in sexual acts with one another?

JJ:
I didn't mean it sexually. And dare I remind you of strausssssssssss the ssssssss is because she is a snake 🐍 slippery and sheds her skin regularly due to poor management linked with her alcoholism. If Em and I can't bang then neither can you two!!!! ✌️

AH:
Please can we get the names, please? Garcia, I am begging you now.

DM:
Every sex God gotta have his Goddess at his side and you are mine, you gorgeous woman.

Y/n:

AH:At least someone gets it

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AH:
At least someone gets it.

Y/n:
Oh no. I like watching my friends be happy because I'm normal 💃 🙌 💅

EP:
Supporting friends even if it does earn a sigh and "a word" with her boss 💪 💪 🦵 🦵 🦶 🦶

DM:
Thank you y/n

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