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BAU Group Chat Talking Smack

16:52

EP:
Who did it? Own up you bitches 😡 👊 👿

AH:
Did what 😦 ?

EP:
Ate my cookie 🍪 😩 😭

DR:
Not me, Kiddo. But I have some cake and whiskey.

EP:
🏃 OMW to drink my problems away but don't think I won't cut ✂️ whoever ate my cookie
It was chocolate
Lots of chocolate

DM:
Didn't you eat it last night 🌟 ?

Y/n:
Not Morgan gaslighting my girl Prentiss
Guess who I saw eating a choco cookie????

DM:
Shut yo British 🇬🇧 ass up

JJ:
Prentiss has taken Morgan to the toilet 🚽
This could go one of two ways

SR:
She looked too angry for it to turn sexual

Y/n:
Enemies to lovers?
Rossi? Do you want to enemies to lover me?
If not you have to hit me with your car

AH:
This is not appropriate

Y/n:
Bite me predator
Go watch another team member sleep

DR:
Do you want me to hit you because you would get lots of money?

Y/n:
No
I want you to hit me with your car 🚖 because my dream is to die by being crushed to death
By an expensive car 🚘
Just crush my skull 💀 daddy 👨

DR:
I won't kill you

Y/n:
I'll make it look like an accident
Oh wait
Is this you telling me you want an enemies to lovers story???? Fit so sexy

DM:
She made me throw up 😭 😭

EP:
If I can't have my cookie then no one can
Also I am the one who had to stick their fingers down your throat

JJ:
Hot 🔥🥵👅🫦

DM:
Fuck you for snitching y/n

EP:
WTF is gloucestershite?
Also, true 🇬🇧 are bad at being thugs

Y/n:
Place in England.

SR:
The Kray twins were from London and are arguably the most well known gangsters.

JJ:
If they were so good
Why did they get caught?????