Jake Murry one shots

This Isn't You

I sat on my bed listening to my music and working on a commission drawing as usual when I heard the door to our little flat so I pulled down my headphones

"Awww hello baby bat, did you have a nice -Ah!" I jumped in shock literally falling off the bed in shock nervously I peeked over the black and white striped covers to the doorway of our studio flat "wha-ahat happened to you?" I asked nervously

"Alice happened" she snapped, she looked so strange. Usually y/n my sweet little baby bat has her hair in cute little bouncy curls, usually black but honestly it changes every other week, usually her face is well sculpted and dark like a Victorian woman but with dark eye liner and black, purple or red luscious lips, she typically wears ripped jeans, or striped socks, cute witchy skirts and pinafore dresses with belts and harnesses to compliment her adorable shape, with mesh shirts and program necklaces. That it y/n. My baby bat. And I love her. My adorable gothy little girly.

What the hell is that! This is not my girlfriend!

She had heels, she doesn't where heels unless there the kinda boots you could kill a squirrel with. She had these little pink strappy heels, she had glitter tights, this little pink silk dress that... I'm going to be honest did not exactly flatter her, rose gold necklace and bracelet, her hair straightened and pinned up in a bun her usual make up gone replaced with this gold and pink glowing whatever with a pink sparkly lipgloss.

I don't think I've ever seen her so uncomfortable, and I've seen her pretty damn uncomfortable. I'm her boyfriend! We live together.

"What did they do to you?" I asked slowly emerging

"Practice run of make up and styling for Alice's wedding"

"Oh. Why do it on you thought why not practice on Alice, or Lisa as the maid of honour and all?"

"They said I was the worst and needed the most work, if it could make me look could it'll work for them"

I sighed "they are bitches. I don't know why you still hang out with them"

"Because I like Alice. Or I did. Before she got into this... cult of pink Starbucks drink white girls"

"You didn't have to let them do it if you were uncomfortable baby bat" I told her taking her hands seeing they had even replaced her vampire black and red gradient nails with pink butterflies

"I just wanted to help I guess. Is it that bad?" She asks

"Y/n. No matter what I love you" I told her giving her head a kiss "ehh foundation. Anyway you know I love you Starbucks ice coffee girl, cute vampire girl or even if you wanna dress like a lemon everyday. I don't care. I still love you and I still think you look beautiful. But... this isn't you, I know it, you know it, I can see how uncomfortable you are from a mile away. I think you look beautiful however makes you comfy"

"Thank you Jake"

"Your welcome baby bat. You wanna transform back into Morticia Adams now?"

"Yes please"

"Okay, come on I'll help you do your hair"