Fallout: Equestria, Project Horizons

Chapter 3

Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons
By Somber
Chapter 3: Learning Curve
"I'm so sorry..."
We waited in the Withers public school till morning. Really, once the flies and the reek of rotting meat reached a certain point, all of us were glad to get out of there. I still resembled a mummy with all the bandages coiled around me, but their healing magic was doing the trick. Though it'd taken two healing potions to bring me back from the gunshots to my back and the back of my head, my luck was still holding out. The first had just grazed my skull rather than turning it into all kinds of bloody brains, and the second had been slowed by what was left of my barding and lodged in the muscle at the base of my neck. Fortunately, even P-21's minimal medical skills were up to removing it.
I'd taken some time looking at a map on the wall of the classroom. It was badly stained and aged, but I could make out the name of Withers and a road leading to what seemed like a big city. Hoofington. One of the cities Hoss had mentioned when he described the balefire bombs going off. There were other strange posters rotting in their frames. In the office, a pink pony with her mane striped almost identical to mine, but pink and gray rather than black and red, stared out with a grin above a caption that read 'Trouble can start in the smallest places'. A purple unicorn sat on the library wall, looking clever and surrounded by floating books, saying 'We need every idea'. Well, that's what I thought it said. Some wit had scratched out 'idea' and written 'penis'. I got the joke. In the nurse's office, a soulful yellow pegasus hugged a bunny while telling me 'Little ouchies are still ouchies'.
I knew there had been a war. Even security ponies had to learn history in 99. Zebras had attacked and attempted to exterminate all of ponykind. There'd been six ministries that had done all they could to end the war and find peace for ponykind. They'd failed. It might have been unfair of me, but I hoped that they'd done more to try and end the war than just make pithy quotes for posters.
It had been a little amusing, and a little disturbing, to see Scoodle handling the revolver from the farmhouse as casually as if it were a toy. No. Not a toy. She wasn't playing with it. She understood it was a weapon. She understood how to use it. She didn't even have her cutie mark yet and she was better with guns than P-21. There was something profoundly depressing about that. When we'd gathered the weapons and ammo from all the raiders, it'd proved a somewhat daunting amount of firearms.
"How are we going to carry all that?" I asked as I looked at the heap. There were at least four rifles, a shotgun, a revolver, the automatic pistols, two knives, a cleaver, two grenades, and the assorted junk we'd taken from the raiders. Between P-21 and me, we'd be able to do it, but it would still be quite a weight.
"Ya don't need ta carry all of it," Scoodle said as she looked at the heap. "Well, ya wouldn't if ya had some tools. What ya can do is take 'em apart and just put the best pieces together."
"Take them apart?" I levitated a rifle and concentrated. It was tough to telekinetically hold an object while messing with one small part of it, but I was able to unscrew and disassemble the various portions of the weapon. Immediately, I saw what the teal pony had been talking about. Some of the screws on one rifle were almost rust-free. Another had an intact slide. One had a superior barrel. Of course, I had to listen closely to her directions as I assembled one weapon from four. When finished, my PipBuck suddenly showed a much higher value for my new rifle than any of the original four. How it knew that was slowly driving me crazy. When I finished I loaded five rounds into the clip and heard a comforting click as it loaded smoothly.
"What about the rest of this?" P-21 asked as he opened up the duffel bag. To be honest it looked more like a garbage bag with all the junk inside.
Scoodle looked at it with a smirk. "Well, if it's light, take it. There'll be somepony that'll buy it for caps. If it's heavy and worthless, just toss it unless yer close to a buyer. Most ponies haul around as much as they can carry and when they find something good they'll drop some more junk. Otherwise let the Finders worry about the coffee cups and stuff." She looked in the bag and the teal pony frowned, seeming to be thinking of something unpleasant, and then smiled. "Oh. And keep the caps. They're money."
Bottle caps? Did they really use bottle caps for money? From all the glares Scoodle received from the others, it was pretty clear they weren't happy with her for mentioning it. "Scoo!" shouted the pink pony, Boing, "We're supposed to tell stable folk they're trash, remember?"
I saw that the teal pony that had been so helpful was getting upset so I adopted my easiest smile as I looked down at the fillies. "Well, I'm pretty sure she just wanted to be helpful after all the things that happened last night. Remember?" Scoodle definitely perked up at that, but the others still didn't look too happy. I couldn't blame them. I'd be ticked too if I saw some rube talked out of unloading a stack of bits back in 99.
Once we were outside and under the clouds I felt a little vertigo. I still didn't look up. I'd have liked to think that I'd get over this eventually, but somehow I didn't think I would. Not completely. Still, as long as I kept my gaze at or below the horizon I felt with it enough to move on. The road we walked along was faded and crumbly, but I felt a little more confidence with a clear path in front of me. While the open spaces to my sides weren't as overwhelming as above, I still liked to pretend I was surrounded by nice straight halls.
At first I'd been nervous about accompanying the Crusaders in my current condition, particularly with P-21 being so stubborn about not carrying a firearm. Scoodle assured me that the Crusaders could handle themselves and that the raiders' capture was simply a case of bad luck. I passed out what weapons and ammo we had, saving the rifle for myself. I might not have known the specifics, but I knew which end went bang. I admit, I was skeptical as many of the Crusaders chattered quite openly about what would happen when they got to 'town'. Then I noticed that Scoodle and Boing weren't joining in the conversations. When we encountered some strange spiny animals rooting through the rotten ditch beside the road, all they had to do was stop and the conversations ended. The five unarmed fillies disappeared into cover on the far side of the road. In fact, given how quickly P-21 disappeared as well, I was feeling just a little bit exposed standing alone in the middle of the road!
Only once Scoodle and I had finished off the last of the strange mutated animals did my worries about them fade. If it hadn't been for my E.F.S. I wouldn't have known where any of the others were hiding. Once the danger was past the Crusaders came out and at once carefully carved off some pieces of meat, wrapping them in some scrap paper from my duffel bag.
I tried to hide my disgust as I asked, "What are you doing with that, Scoodle?"
"Huh?" She looked up with a bloody knife clenched in her jaws; I did my best not to shudder. She stuck the tip in the corpse and answered brightly, "Oh, this? Radhog is good eatin'!"
I just turned my back and busied myself with not being nauseous or watching them finish their work. I'd stick with the Sugar Apple Bombs.
The trip along the road was made far easier by my E.F.S. picking out threats before they actually engaged us. The most prevalent were the bloatsprites and radhogs. The wildlife seemed incredibly aggressive and even lone radhogs didn't hesitate to charge our group. I took the opportunity to talk with Scoodle about the Wasteland. She seemed to delight in knowing more about the wastes than P-21 or myself.
"See, there's three kinds o' folks. You got folks that'll help ya out, folks that'll put a bullet through yer noggin, and folks that won't lift a hoof fer ya, but probably won't kill ya less they got reason. Make sense, Blackjack?"
"Plenty. So which are the Crusaders?" I asked with a little smile, half teasing and half curious.
"We're the third, 'less yer on yer own. Most folk are," she said without hesitation. "Crusaders look out for our own and any filly or colt what needs protectin'. Past that we take care of ourselves."
"Not to insult you, but how do you take care of yourselves at all?" P-21 asked in his calm voice.
"What, ya think because we're young we're helpless?" And with a flick of her head she scooped the pistol out of her holster and pointed it right at his head as if she had a S.A.T.S. spell herself. Then she grinned around the handle before spitting the pistol back into her holster. "We don't fight lest we gotta. We stick together and hide when we can. We got lots of forts all around we can hole up in if we need ta," she said as she trotted along. "See, we can get in places big ponies like yerselves can't. We find all kinds o' good stuff in cellars and tunnels and stuff."
She sure seemed confident, and I reminded myself that these children lived in a brutal environment. Weak things didn't seem to last long in the Wasteland, that was for sure. "What about these Finders?"
"Shoot, Finders care only about the caps. You got caps, they're yer best buds in the world. Ya got nothing and they'll piss on ya soon as look at ya. Finders ain't nopony's friends and don't you believe 'em when they say otherwise." Scoodle and the other Crusaders definitely didn't seem very happy, even though we were apparently heading towards their town.
"So who might help us?" I asked her.
"Help ya with what?" she asked in return.
That was a very good question.
P-21 and I hadn't really talked about what our next step was. I had one goal, but I didn't want to involve P-21 just yet. I wasn't really sure how he'd handle it. Beyond that... "Information. Somepony attacked my stable. I want to know why and what for."
I described Deus and the filly immediately looked concerned. "Well from what you said, I'm guessing he's a Reaper."
"Why does that just scream 'bad' to me?" I asked sarcastically, getting a smirk in return.
"Reapers is what happens when raiders grow up. They're the baddest of the baddest. Don't take shit off nopony. There's only a hundred of 'em, cause the only way to join is ta kill another Reaper hoof to hoof. Monsters one and all," Scoodle said darkly.
"Arloste's a Reaper now," Boing said to Scoodle.
"Arloste's too nice ta be a Reaper, so it'd never happen," Scoodle countered.
"Arloste?" I asked, curious about this little digression.
"Crusader. One o' the first. Got us started with the reverend," Boing said as she bounced on her hooves in glee. "I heard they had a thing but then they had a fight and she went to join the Reapers."
"So what, I should go and ask a Reaper for info?" That sounded just a little suicidal to me.
"Well not unless you want a busted leg." Scoodle looked down at P-21's limp and flushed a little. "Sorry." Looking back at me she went on, "Reapers is folk though. Gotta cozy up to 'em, or pay 'em off in caps. The only time Reapers join up is if somepony's crazy enough to attack 'em at the Arena."
"Anypony else that might help? The first kind?" I added with a small smile.
Scoodle seemed to mentally scan her list. "Well there's DJ Pon3 on the radio. He's off in Manehattan, but he knows stuff what's going on everywhere. You can hear him all over the place." P-21 and I shared a look and added it to the mind bogglingly long list of 'what the fuck are they talking about?' "There's also them Society ponies. I guess they technically count since they do help. Bunch of stuck up thoroughbreds that give ya a meal and then tell ya how thankful ya should be for getting it."
"They sound like a joy," I muttered. "Anypony else?"
"Well, ya can talk ta the college ponies. Call themselves the coll... co... um... well most folks just call 'em Eggheads. They're way over past the Core, but you might run across 'em. They wanna fix Equestria. Dunno how. They're nice to us most often. If we ever come down with worms we always ask them fer help. They got this medicine that'll clean ya out lickity-split!"
I winced at that. "Thanks for the tip."
"Oooh, you forgot the Steel Rangers!" Boing said as she made machine gun noises.
"I didn't forget 'em. Wasn't gonna mention 'em," she said sourly at the pink filly. "Rangers might help ya. They might not. Might shoot ya. They got their own things going on, mostly trying ta figger out how them roboponies work in the Core. I can tell ya they won't give us a glass o' piss."
"Roboponies?" P-21 asked, curiously.
"That's what they are, so don't you laugh. Pony gadgets wandering all over the Core. Dangerous critters, too. You see a pony made of wires and lights, you best run. Can't kill 'em." Scoodle frowned in thought. "There's the 'Clavers, if you want, but I don't trust 'em one bit."
"The Enclave are pegasus ponies! They're gonna swoop down and save us all!" Boing cried with a little cheer. A few of the other fillies also looked hopeful.
"I'll believe 'em when I see the sun," Scoodle replied sullenly. "They give me the willies."
"They're no worse than ghouls!" Boing countered, "And ghouls will eat ya!"
Scoodle caught my look. She sighed and rolled her eyes, explaining to the clueless stable ponies, "Ghouls is ponies that are... well... they look dead. But they ain't! I been to Meatlocker, and they wasn't nothing but friendly to me." Her certainty faded a little and she amended, "Well, some of 'em might try and eat ya, but they ain't no different from raiders."
Ghouls. Enclave. Steel Rangers. Eggheads. Society. Reapers. Finders. Crusaders. I was suddenly getting a picture of Hoofington as a city with different stables all around it, each group fighting against the others for control and dominance.
P-21 looked at Scoodle as he asked, "You mentioned the Core? What is that?"
"The Core? It's what got blowed up in the big war. I heard there was all kinds of tech and stuff being studied there. Least it was before the zebras blowed it ta smithereens."
"Wasn't the zebras!" Boing jumped in. "Them ponies made something what blowed up in their faces!"
"I heard that Princess Celestia sent the whole city to the moon right before the bombs went kablewy," offered a gray unicorn filly.
Another quickly shook her head. "Nuh-uh. It was a dragon. Biggest, scariest dragon of all. He breathed green fire."
"That's what the bombs did, ya ninny!" Scoodle roared. I winced at their noise, wondering if this was how they had gotten caught in the first place.
I drifted a little to the side to let them argue over what, precisely, destroyed Hoofington while I leaned towards P-21. "So what do you think?"
He looked at me with his level, cool gaze. "I think they should be quieter. Unless they're trying for more radhog meat."
"I mean about what we should do? While I don't mind helping ponies who need it, I doubt that Reaper has given up. We need information." I lifted my PipBuck. "We need to learn about that Reaper. We need to find out what EC-1101 is. Why it was worth attacking Stable 99."
"Did the Overmare say anything about it, Blackjack?" P-21 asked as he looked at the bones of ponies lying along the road.
Oh. I'd completely forgotten about the files he'd transferred to my PipBuck. "Um... not yet?"
"There might be a clue about EC-1101," he pointed out in his calm, reasonable voice that was just a little aggravating.
"I know. I know! I'll check it when we stop," I said in a soft huff. Then I noticed Boing listening in. "Something up, Boing?" I asked, not sure if I should be angry or not.
"Hmm? Oh, nothing!" she said with a giggle as she bounced along back over to the other Crusaders.
That's a lot of bones. As we proceeded southwest along the road, the skeletal remains grew thicker and thicker, and the Crusaders grew quieter and quieter. Rags and rusty bits intermixed with the bleached bones as scattered white lumps turned into nearly a solid sheet. Then mounds and piles of gleaming white remains rose to either side of the road.
My PipBuck chirped. 'Boneyard' appeared on the map. I noticed the girls weren't talking anymore. Now they looked wary, and walked right in the middle of the road cleared of the remains.
"What happened here?" P-21 asked, keeping his voice low.
Scoodle looked at us and then pointed ahead. "When Hoof went boom, lots of ponies tried ta run for it along the road." She pointed the way we came. "That way's Manehattan... and when Manehattan went boom, lots of ponies from there came running fer the Hoof. Thousands and thousands. They all got bunched up here, and died." She glanced warily at the heaps of bones around us. "Don't touch anything."
"Why not?" As far as I could see there was lots of stuff for the taking, and not a single threat to be seen.
"There's bad stuff here. Ghouls. And Tiara." That was all she said before she bit down on the pistol again and continued walking.
The whispering was beginning to creep me out, but I wasn't about to raise my voice not knowing what might be around. There were hundreds of busted wagons and carts scattered amid the skeletal remains. Lot of boxes, even some ammo crates. I looked at the Crusaders keeping an eye all around them and ignoring the ammunition right beside us.
"We should take some of this," I whispered as we passed a tipped-over wagon half buried by bones. I couldn't see a single target on the E.F.S. aside from the eight of us.
Scoodle looked at me with an expression of horror and outrage, shaking her head.
"There's nothing here." I couldn't explain the PipBuck's targeting system to somepony that had never worn one before.
"I think you should listen to her," P-21 murmured.
That did it for some reason. Fillies scared of bones I could accept, but being told what to do by a pony that wouldn't carry a weapon himself just annoyed the shit out of me. My mane was itching in irritation and I wasn't about to pass up something that could keep all of us safe. "It's fine!" I said as I reached out with my horn, grabbed a nice heavy ammo box, and pulled it from the bones. The bones clattered in to fill the void left behind, filling the still air with a dry rattle.
Then I saw the creature within the heap of bones. It looked like a pony that had been cooked past well done, and now that it was exposed it began to move! It reared up and opened its maw wide, letting out a scream that no living pony could make. And then, it was answered.
Instantly, my PipBuck came alight with red bars as horrific screams raised in the air. The mounds around me shifted and from the depths emerged chunks of rotting meat clinging to pony frames. Shredded lips allowed jagged mouths to open far wider than any living pony's could. There was nowhere to run; they stepped out onto the road in both directions.
"Heads!" was all Scoodle shouted before drawing her gun and taking aim at the running forms. I wasn't familiar with a rifle at all, but I knew I should use it before they closed the distance. I popped S.A.T.S., but the rifle required a great deal more energy per shot than my pistol or shotgun. I carefully lined up my shot in that moment of frozen time, then released the spell. I could almost see the bullet as it spun through the air, striking the ghoul pony in the head and blasting it apart into meaty chunks. Without S.A.T.S. I had a harder time lining up the shots. What took one round to the head would require four to the chest.
The Crusaders were holding up better than I'd anticipated. Maybe the fact we were ridiculously outnumbered and probably going to die helped them focus on putting every round in the screaming ghoul ponies' heads. P-21, unarmed, simply kicked and shoved to try and keep the ghouls off the Crusaders.
Scoodle's revolver blasted ghoul after ghoul, not firing till she had a head shot. She would be an amazing markspony when she grew up; a pony to be feared and respected. But as she turned to gun down one, two others pounced upon her. S.A.T.S. recharging, I tried desperately to line up the rifle, but the shots failed to drop them. One ghoul pony gripped Scoodle by her haunches, the other by her shoulders. With monstrous strength they each pulled their half.
The teal filly was ripped in two before my eyes.
I fell into a moment of horror that felt like a S.A.T.S. that would never end as I saw with terrible clarity the organs and viscera pouring out over the asphalt. I smelled the wash of blood even over the unnatural reek of the undead monsters around me. I saw the stunned look on her face as she slowly fell, and a pony that had weathered raiders and who knew what else died because of my stupidity.
I knew that I would never stop seeing that image for as long as I lived.
"No!" I roared, rage seeming to guide my shots. Despite my tears blurring my vision, I laid down a rain of fire such that even the ghouls were momentarily beaten back. Every other bullet seemed to find skulls and vulnerable joints, though my horn ached from the effort. When the rifle clicked on an empty chamber, a telekinetic stream of bullets flowed from my bag into the magazine, and my attack continued. But there were more ghouls than I had bullets, and every second it seemed like more of the mindless monsters emerged from the bone piles.
Soon the rifle went from firearm to club; there were just too many and too close for it to be effective. I'd have given my teeth for some shotgun shells. The monsters were starting to surround and overwhelm us, snapping with their broken teeth and kicking with shattered hooves. I would happily have stayed there till I was torn to pieces, but there were five more Crusaders and P-21 on the line. They were all going to die, and it was my fault.
It couldn't get any worse than this, I thought.
I'd soon think to myself, 'Oh, silly Blackjack, it can always get worse.'
The scream from a nearby bonepile froze us all in place. A luminous green light spilled forth from a ghoul pony that at once started my PipBuck clicking. "Tiara!" the ghoul screamed, looking down at us with its baleful gaze. The presence of this glowing abomination was tempered by one saving grace: its presence made the hordes of ghouls back away momentarily. "Tiara? Is that you?"
Step by step, it approached, and my PipBuck began to click faster and faster. I glanced behind me at the scratched and clawed Crusaders. If there was any way I could get them out of this nightmare, I'd take it. I put on my best smile and approached the glowing ghoul pony. "Um... yes. It's me. Tiara." I looked at the glowing cutie mark etched in her blackened flank. Was it a mirror? No... A rattle? No...
"Really? I think I lost my glasses." Up close, I could see that the glasses weren't lost: they were melted. Glistening glass clung in cracked, fluid shards, the blackened metal frame now seared to the flesh. Behind them, eyes glowed. She raised both her hooves with a creepy smile, then frowned as I hesitated. What was she doing, holding them up like she was going to do a... a hoofshake! I immediately tapped my hooves against hers. Instantly she smiled. "Bump, bump, sugarlump, rump!" she intoned, not seeming to notice me scrambling to match her moves. "Oh, it is you, Diamond Tiara! I've missed you so much!" She pulled me into an embrace, my PipBuck clicking like mad.
"Um... yes... it's been a long time..." I held the hug for as long as I dared before backing away. A glance at my PipBuck saw the needle entering the yellow. "Yes, it has been much too long. Work and all." Once more luck saved us as my eyes glanced at some of the rusty debris around us. A brown metal spoon caught my eye. "How have you been... ah... Spoon?" I prayed to the Goddesses that it was a part of her name and not something like ladle.
But my guess had been lucky enough to get a sigh of frustration. "Oh, it's been terrible since I lost my glasses. I think something very bad happened, and I was looking for somepony who might be able to direct me to the Ministry of Peace for a new pair! I simply can't process all these stable orders for Golden without my glasses." She leaned towards me and missed me leaning away. "Do you know what that pink hag told me? She said 'Silver Spoon, if you can't bake cupcakes, then you'll have to clean the pans!' Like, what does that even mean?"
"Well there's just so much... ah... work to do." I glanced over and saw a trio of ghouls devouring Scoodle while I chatted with the monster that was slowly irradiating us. "And speaking of work, I really should get back to it. Busy busy busy!" I said as I grimaced, fighting the urge to charge down the ghouls defiling the slain filly.
"You work far too hard at that silly prison. They should give you more time off." Her glowing eyes turned to the Crusaders and P-21. "Is that what you're doing now? I didn't think that you had to escort them yourselves." I opened and closed my mouth, at a loss, and simply gave a smile and an exaggerated shrug. She sighed. "We really should get together next week. You know, sometimes I think something terrible is going to happen. I really do."
Something terrible did happen. And a small part of it was my fault. "Well, take care of yourself, Silver Spoon." Then I looked at all the ghoul ponies waiting around us. "I don't suppose you could ask them to step aside?"
"Oh sure!" she said brightly as she faced the ghouls. "Like, get out of her way, losers, and find my glasses!" Slowly the yellow dots began to disappear as the ghouls dug their way into the bone mounds. "Well I'd better keep looking. Otherwise, that hag is going to have me scrubbing pans again... or whatever."
I dared to look back at Scoodle; nothing remained but bloody bone and scattered flesh. I tried to find an excuse to go and collect the remains. In truth, with my PipBuck's needle in the red, I almost wanted to stay a little longer, chatting with Silver Spoon till I was just as dead. I couldn't. I had six others who might need my protection, flimsy as it was.
We walked silently for several minutes before from behind us came the plaintive wail of "Tiara! Tiara! Where are you?"