New direct message
I open up Instagram, clicking on the notification. It takes a while to load, but when it finally does, my eyes widen.
What the...
MichaelRocks: hi
Should I reply? What if he's trying to kill me? And why did he send my a picture of... Costa cups in a bin?!
Me: um... hey uh... Michael?
MichaelRocks: oh no my name is Ashton
Me: but your username says 'michaelrocks'
MichaelRocks: Oh I just noticed that... MICHAEL
Me: hahahahahahaha
MichaelRocks: brb
I waited for a few minutes, replying to my moms text in the meantime. Wow, I know, I'm so popular.
PimpDaddy: hi again
Me: er.... not sure this is any better.....
PimpDaddy: wait what? OH MY GOD MICHAEL
Me: I am so confused right now.. who are you?
PimpDaddy: I'm Ashton. I'm a pimp daddy.
Me: um......... ok
PimpDaddy: oh my god. sorry Michael changed the autocorrect on my phone. I wrote 'I'm a guy' and it changed to pimp daddy
Me: right....
PimpDaddy: I need to change my username
Me: yeah.... that's probably a good idea
AshyWashy: is this better?
Me: eh its not... terrible
AshyWashy: there's just no pleasing you
Me: change it to 'CherIsMySpiritAnimal' and I'll be happy
AshyWashy: you're a Cher Lloyd fan?
Me: who?
AshyWashy: Cher Lloyd. Awesome singer and rapper. Was on the X factor. Collaborated with Demi Lovato. Do I have to go on?
Me: oh. Well, no, but my name is Cher
AshyWashy: oh ok. Well hi, Cher, I'm Ashton
Me: I know.
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FanfictionCollab series with @Stevie-s She's writing Luke and Michael (WhatsApp and Twitter) I'm writing Calum and Ashton (KiK and Instagram)