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AshyWashy: Calum is obsessed

Me: huh?

AshyWashy: he keeps talking about this girl he met online

Me: lol thats ironic

AshyWashy: her name is Cassie

Me: cool

AshyWashy: do you know her?

Me: dude it's not like us internet girls chill together

AshyWashy: why not?

Me: she could live anywhere, do anything, be anyone

AshyWashy: her name is Cassie, she lives in Sydney and the closest Starbucks to her is York Street

Me: well then

AshyWashy: she's blonde and has blue eyes

Me: I DONT KNOW HER

AshyWashy: jesus

Me: nah it's Cher

AshyWashy: -_-

Me: so what r u and 5sos up to? :P

AshyWashy: recording some stuff

Me: I was kidding

AshyWashy: er well I wasn't

Me: .... really ashton?

AshyWashy: yeah...

Me: well I'm on tour right now

AshyWashy: what?

Me: yeah because you know... im CHER LLOYD

AshyWashy: I thought you didn't know who she is?

Me: I searched her up

AshyWashy: well anyway hows life

Me: Taco bell

AshyWashy: um ok then

Me: Taco bell IS life. and netfix. thank god for netflix

AshyWashy: stereotypical

Me: totally

AshyWashy: anything else, America?

Me: nope, wherever-you-live-ia.

AshyWashy: so you are American?

Me: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

AshyWashy: OY OY OY

Me: aha I'm Aussie

AshyWashy: me too :D

Me: and I've never watched netflix

AshyWashy: neither have I :D

Me: or had taco bell

AshyWashy: neither have- ok no actually I have had taco bell

Me: really?

AshyWashy: it's heaven

Me: ok well I'm going to taco bell

AshyWashy: do you need help booking the flight?

Me: ha ha very funny. wait do we not have taco bell in Australia?!

AshyWashy: have fun in America, amigo

Me: gosh darn it

AshyWashy: I have to go get Calum to stop suffocating Luke

Me: what

AshyWashy: yeahhhh Cal likes cuddling

Me: Calum Hood from 5SOS does

AshyWashy: yeah

Me: you confuse me

AshyWashy: the feelings mutual ;)

Me: BYE

AshyWashy: BYE FWEND

Me: ......................bYE