Instagram || Ashton Irwin

Three

AshyWashy: UR KEWL

Me: uh thanks...?

AshyWashy: I LUV YAH

Me: are you okay?

AshyWashy: shit sorry calum stole my phone

Me: Ashton and Calum

AshyWashy: ...yeah

Me: do you happen to have friends called Luke and Michael :P

AshyWashy: yeah

Me: what

AshyWashy: coincidence?

Me: what

AshyWashy: anyway, my friends are drunk, whatever their names are

Me: well why aren't you?

AshyWashy: oh because I'm the father dad of the group

Me: father...dad..?

AshyWashy: stop judging me, they're not my words

Me: okay well moving on. Good luck with your nameless friends

AshyWashy: you mean Calum, Luke and Michael?

Me: haha funny. bye Ash!

AshyWashy: yeah... cause that was totally a joke... WAIT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME

Me: soz

AshyWashy: YOU HAVE TO ENTERTAIN ME

Me: no can do bruh :/

AshyWashy: whyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me: BYE

AshyWashy: no

AshyWashy: what

AshyWashy: hello?

AshyWashy: god damn it

I quit the app, throwing my phone onto my bed and turning off my light.

Hey, I feel sorry for him but one, I don't know him, and two, I need my beauty sleep.

Goodnight world.