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Eleven

Me: morning

AshyWashy: you message me everyday

Me: i know i do

AshyWashy: :)

Me: anyway why did the chicken cross the road

AshyWashy: CHER GOD DAMN IT

Me: what

AshyWashy: IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR HORRIBLE JOKES

Me: NO

AshyWashy: THEN WHY DID IT CROSS THE ROAd

Me: BECAUSE YOLO

AshyWashy: OH MY GOD

Me: :D

AshyWashy: I honestly hate you right now

Me: aw thats so sweet

AshyWashy: yesterday Cal bit Luke

Me: what

AshyWashy: because we were watching Juventus versus Barcelona

Me: OH MY GOD I WATCHED THAT

AshyWashy: Juventus was purposefully fouling Suarez

Me: I know!! and the ref was so bias!!! 

AshyWashy: Neymar deserved that goal

Me: yeah that was so unfair!

AshyWashy: he was already celebrating

Me: BUT HIS LAST SECOND GOAL THO

AshyWashy: OH MY GOD YES

Me: THAT WAS AWESOME

AshyWashy: I was supporting Juventus though

Me: WHAT THE FUCK

AshyWashy: *smiles innocently with a halo*

Me: U GOIN DOWN BRUH I WILL KICK UR FUCKING HEAD OFF LIKE ITS A FOOTBALL

AshyWashy: ouch

Me: I HATE U FUAFLREHGVUEWGHVRLGH

AshyWashy: I'm kidding

Me: what

AshyWashy: obviously I was supporting Barcelona

Me: whoop whoop ily again yay

AshyWashy: mhm

Me: Barca deserved to win

AshyWashy: yep

Me: I like you :) ur pretty cool

AshyWashy: aw that means so much :')

Me: dork