SPN Oneshots

•Your Words, Their Words.

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SPN Preferences.
||First Meeting. What do you two say?||
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Sam:
"Hi, Sam, I'm beautiful. Wait. Hah, wow. Uhm, that's really awkward..."

You:
"I've got you all speechless already? I must really work my charm on the local moose population."

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Dean:
"Check this fine chick.
What's your name, gorgeousness?"

You:
"I'm not into short men. Try your little games somewhere else, gnome."

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Charlie:
"I'm uhm. —Charlie..! Hey, it's a pleasure. My brothers have said a lot. All good, though! Promise."

You:
"Charlie, have they ever brought up my deep attraction to red-headed women before?"

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Castiel:
"I'm an Angel. I'm Castiel."

You:
"Shit, I can tell. You're practically growing where you stand. Say, do you happen to be a single Angel?"

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Crowley:
"Fancy being a queen overnight, love?"

You:
"Fancy tasting some of my stabby, iron rod?"

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Benny:
"Well, bless my dead and rotting heart. You're a mighty breathtaking sight."

You:
"Well that sure means a lot, coming from a dead-man. But thanks."

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Balthazar:
"I haven't ever collected a treasure as priceless and as stunning as yourself."

You:
"Collect? You look like you're about to steal me for yourself!"

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Gabriel:
"Heyyy, babe. Whadd'ya say you drop off the face of the world for a day and hang out with little ol' me?"

You:
"Dean says my curfew is 'No way in Hell'. Sorryyy, babe."

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Lucifer:
"I've never had the misfortune of meeting a human as stubborn and as arrogant as yourself. It's Father-Damned annoying."

You:
"I tend to stick in your brain, don't I Angel? You can't get rid of me, I'm simply too memorable to forget!"

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