thirteen (teachers + riley)

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Mic: How's practice going?
Riley: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Mic: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.
Riley: ...you shouldn't be condoning this.
Mic: Don't tell me how to live my life.


Midnight: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Nezu: What did you do Midnight?
Midnight: A mistake.


*Mic and Aizawa's house is on fire, but they don't know it*
Mic: Damn, it's hot in here.
Aizawa: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Mic:
Mic: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
Aizawa: What?
Mic: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.


Riley: Yesterday, I overheard Midnight saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Nezu replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.


Aizawa, about All Might: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.
Midnight: That's what any god probably thinks about me.


Nezu: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Midnight, Aizawa, & All Might: Okay.
Nezu: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Midnight: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Aizawa: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
All Might: Bold of you to assume I can die.


Aizawa: Midnight, gather the others. We need to have another Mic-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.


Aizawa: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Aizawa: *turns around and helps Riley through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Riley.
Riley: Okay.


Mic, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?
Aizawa: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*
Midnight: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*
Riley: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*
Mic: I hate all of you.


Riley: Midnight has no idea I'm high.
Midnight: You're high?
Riley: Oh, I'm sorry.
Riley, leaning over to Nezu: Midnight has no idea I'm high.


Mic: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Riley: But ya' didn't!


Riley: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

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