Boarding School - Phan

2. I hate parties

A/N: I hope you like this second chapter, I wrote it in like one hour (the first one took me 2 days lol) and I also hope you can notice my sarcasm in some sentences.

     Phil, Alex, Carrie and Dan talked a lot, while everybody else was getting drunk, they actually had some cool conversations for 1 hour straight. They obviously had some vodka shots, but not enough to get them drunk, just a bit more interesting and happier, maybe.

 It was around 9 o'clock when things started happening. Jessica was convinced she was in love with Dan, and after 20 minutes trying to kiss him, she said:

 "But Dan, you're so cute! Look at your dimples! I know you were interested in me okay? jack told me everything. So what happened?"

They were sitting on a couch alone. Dan was trying to get rid of her but she was persistent. Alex and Carrie were somewhere alone and he had no idea where Phil was.

"Jessica, you are drunk, okay? You're not even making sense. Let's talk about it tomorrow when you're sober. I don't want you to do anything you'll regret"

"OH MY GOD DAN you're so boring! Ugh! What's your problem? Why aren't you kissing me right now? Am I that ugly?"

Before he could say anything, a girl interrupted them and started sobbing, talking to Jessica. Dan couldn't undertand what about. They hugged.

"omg becky, Seriously, he did it because you're fat. If you were thinner he wouldn't."

 Dan was watching their conversation thinking how Jessica could be so rude. Becky seemed like a nice girl but she was obviously Jessica's little slave.

Becky looked at dan and smiled. "Who are you?" she asked.

"I'm Da-" jessica didnt let he finish answering. "ugh SHUT UP BECKY he's mine. Now go!"

At that very moment, dan saw phil walking past with Jack. Thank God. He exploded.

"listen Jessica, I'm NOT YOURS! And excuse me I need to talk to Jack"

He left her without thinking twice, called for Jack so they could wait for him.

"JACK, for fucks sake! jessica is terrible, I can't even talk to her, she's a slut!"

"who said you needed to talk? Did you fuck her? Do you want me to get a room or something?" was his response. Phil laughed. The way Phil sticks his tongue out made Dan melt. 

"I don't want to only fuck her, Jack! Please help me get rid of her!" the music was very loud so Dan had to scream

"dan, don't be a fag! Just go there and get laid, you'll earn some respect and the boys will think you're cool" jack walked away singing "pound the alarm" by nicki minaj and left him with Phil. Since it was hard to talk, Phil got closer to him and said in his ear:

"let's go outside so we can talk"

Once outside, Phil said:

"oh God I hate parties!"

"yeah me too, but why are you here then?

"i don't know, I always come, even though I hate it... I can't explain why"

"I see. I came because I wanted to make friends and get to know more people"

"well you just made some.. Jack, carrie, alex, me, and JESSICA!" Phil laughed.

"Jesus fucking christ, what's wrong with her?" Dan was happy they were talking alone now. There were some people on the street too, but it was calm.

" I don't know, she's a slut. Don't worry about what Jack said, ok? You don't need to get laid to be cool. I love jack and all his friends but they're stupid sometimes. Ignore them. But I can't lie, Jessica is pretty hot, you should take the chance."