So, there are two groups of peeps at my lunch table
There are the rude "I own the world" people who don't give a crap and threaten to sit on us on a regular basis, no kidding
Like every school has them, the people you just wanna punch in the face when you see them cuz they are so big headed and they act like they own the place
They literally demand we serve them on a regular basis, no kidding, no exaggerating, just truth, like these people have egos so big that if they had mass, they would be bigger than the earth, by like, 50000000000000000000000000000000000000%
And then there is us, about 5 normal(ish) people that don't really talk too them much cuz, well, they are just always jerks when we try to be friendly
I mean really people, if your gonna be rude jerks, don't feel that you have to sit with us, because you are just gonna make the world aggravated
So, one day, I was sitting at my table and the leader of these jerks sat right next to me, bringing her drama, her cronies, and her stench that much closer than usual
And I was really tempted to just tell her what I thought of her, cuz well, she hates my guts and I don't give a crap about her drama, u know what I mean? Like if you want to be rude, why don't you sit way over there... Like... all the way... WAY over there... keep going... a little more.... Just a tad more... that's good, but why not move over just a little more for good measure... okay, good
So, she sits right next to me, then, she pushes my food like half way across the table and I'm like "wha?"
So I scoot over, partially because my food is over there, but mostly because I don't want to be next to her and her gang of brats
So, about five minutes later, she starts asking her gang to get her a spoon
I didn't say anything to her at first, because, it's no big deal, right?
So, this goes on in a civilized way for a while, but after they had all said no she started getting aggravated, and rude, and basically more of everything we hate about her
Including, of course, her extremely LOUD voice, like megaphone loud, like annoying siblings blaring their music loud, like heavy metal concert loud, no kidding, within a few seconds she went from civilized but slightly rude person to a giant, loud, really annoying Thing (the hulk anyone?)
This kinda thing went on for about 15 minutes and it started to get annoying as heck, so I did what any logical person would do, I asked her to get her own spoon
When I did this, I instantly regretted it
She turned around, now in full diva mode, and screamed in my face to shut up and stay out of her business, getting lots of spit in my face in the process
I wiped the spot off and turned around
She yells again, even more spit filled that if I ignore her one more time she would suit on me, and I ignored that to, but she never did sit on me, she yelled at me for about 5 minutes when I finally got sick of it and turned around
I, again, politely tuned around and asked her to stop yelling and spitting in my face
She frustrated as heck and even more mad, decided at that moment, to stand up and "accidentally" spill her nacho cheese all over me and my food, I squealed and stood up, fleeing to the bathroom for the rest of lunch to clean myself off
But, one good thing did come out of this, as I was leaving, I saw one of her friends mouth "sorry" to me and now we are friends so, at least some good came of the ruining of my favorite jacket and a perfectly good sandwich
Epilogue
This was the first in a long Series of much less interesting dramas, so I will not bore you with the extensive details, but I they don't bother me anymore, mostly cuz my schedule made me switch lunches at the end of the semester and they finally realized, they couldn't get me to stop talking and that they could not be rude without me being logical
Later that day my friend reported to me that I shut her up pretty bad and she ended up getting her own spoon
I have no idea what I did wrong with this, and I did the same thing as most of her friends when she asked them so I have no idea, apparently she feels she can control who is affected and who has the right to speak to her, who knows?? If u do, please comment and tell me
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Thank you guys for reading, and may the odds be ever in your favor
Signing out for now
-MaggieSong5
