Random funny quotish things (yes, quotish is a word)

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First of all, I CANT BELIVE I ALREADY HAVE 50 READS!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much and even though this is not very much this is my first book so I'm gonna make a big deal out of it
Second of all, Remember this, if you ever need a word to describe something, just type it, chances are, it is an actual word
That's what I did and it worked out fine for me
And third of all, here are some random quote things for your reading enjoyment

-live like sponge bob, laugh all day for no reason and annoy people with your happiness
-don't let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time
-on the Internet you can be anything you want... It's strange that so many people chose to be stupid
-a friend is someone that will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sitting next to you saying "boy, that was fun"
-I've got to stop saying "how stupid can you be"... To many people are taking it as a challenge
-common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most don't use it
-math, the only place where someone can buy 64 water melons and no one asks any questions
-it's easier to fool someone than to convince them that they've been fooled
-don't break someone's heart, they only have one... Break their bones, they have 206 of them

By the way, about the photo, I had nothing better to add so I just did this, I mean, why not, who's gonna complain about a cute dog photo meme thingy?

Thanks for reading, and may the odds be ever in your favor
-MaggieSong5

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