Once upon a time I was the queen of sarcasm and comebacks
That time is now
Here are some of the best
"U call it annoying, I call it entertaining"
"I'm sorry, I don't speak idiot"
"I'd try to explain it to you but you would never get it"
"I've been called worse" (idiot replies by asking what) "I've been called you"
"If there is a soul beneath all that makeup, the world may never know"
"Thanks for the insult, I really appreciate it"
"I'll let you know when your opinion begins to matter"
"U don't like my outfit? I was dressing like you"
"Maybe if u were nice people would give a crap"
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your incessant complaining"
"You know I once met a person just like you" (jerk asks where) "oh, I was visiting a jail"
And for all you book fans out there, I'd like to give you less popular ones
Mrs peregrine's- "you hollowgast" or "your worse than a wight"
Watership down- "silflay hraka you embleer rah"
The Alchemist- "what are you, one of dr. John dee's golems"
Pjo/hoo- "you titan" or "I can't tell, are you ares or hades, maybe both"
Any more are welcome and I would love suggestions, just pm me
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Signing out for now
-MaggieSong5
