You text him

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You : hey protection bear

Konig : hi liebe

You: where are you rn ?

Konig : At the store, why ?

You : could you pick up some snacks by chance

Konig : yes

You : thank you

Konig : no problem

You : you so tall , you built like a giraffe

Konig : that's why you dead built like a baked bean

You : a baked bean 😭

Konig : at least your my baked bean

You : true that

Konig : you want ( favorite snack )

You : aw hell yeah I love those

Konig : Okay then :)

You : koniggggg

Konig : yes my liebe?

You : did you know diarrhea is hereditary

Konig : what ??

You : yeah , it runs in your jeans

Konig : lmao I'll be home in a few okay

You : okay bye hun

Konig : bye shatz

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