Doors meets FNAF

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(The missing children)

With Guiding Light, Player, and Golden Freddy (Cassidy)

Guiding light: PLAYERRRRR

Player: WTF- what do you want

Guiding light: we're meeting animatronics

Some time later*

Guiding light: I sense a vengeful aura around you

Golden Freddy: oh.

Player: OMG PLEASE DO NOT BE LIKE SNARE SAYING "OH" EVERY FIVE SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golden Freddy: who tf is snare?

Player: an ugly thing, like you.

Guiding light: PLAYER!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!

Guiding light: my apologies, Golden Freddy

Golden Freddy: you shouldn't be the one apologizing

Player: AW HELL NAH I AM NOT APOLOGIZING TO YOU

With Seek, rush, and Foxy (Fritz)

Foxy: hi

Seek: SHUT UP FIGURE- wait you're not figure

Rush: SEEK YOU DUMB BITCH

Foxy: am I interrupting something?

Both: no

Foxy: I'm foxy, what about you?

Rush: Rip-off Thomas the choo-choo bitch

Seek: Satans hell spawn

Foxy: O H . . .

With Ambush, Shadow, and Puppet/Marionette (Charlie)

Ambush: wtf? You don't look like an animatronic, tf?

Shadow: don't be rude

Puppet: um nope, I'm not an animatronic

Shadow: you look like slender man

Ambush: HEY, YOU TOLD THE TO NOT BE RUDE YET YOU ARE THE ONE BEING RUDE.

Puppet: it's not rude, it's fine

Shadow: you sound like a kid

Puppet: that's cuz I am a kid-

Ambush: HUH-?!?!?!?!?????????????!!!!!!!

With Eyes, Screech, and Chica (Susie)

Eyes: OMG A DUCK

Screech: THAT'S A BIRD YOU MF

Chica: actually I'm a (child) chicken

Eyes: HOW EMBARRASSING SCREECH

Screech: you're the one that got it wrong in the first place

Chica: I don't know what to feel about you

Eyes: then don't feel

Screech: Eyes, Stfu

Eyes: YOU ARE WORSE THAN PLAYER

Screech: PLAYER IS WORSE THAN ALL OF US

Chica: who's player?

Screech: trust me you don't wanna know

With Halt, and Bonnie (Jeremy)

Halt: I like feet

Bonnie: wtf

With Figure, Glitch, and Freddy (Gabriel)

Freddy: Soo you are the folks I'm meeting

Figure: WHAT WAS THAT???!!!!!????!

Glitch: a robot

Freddy: an animatronic

Glitch: same thing

Figure: OhhhHhHahHhHH, I hear

Freddy: isn't the phrase "I see"?

Figure: stfu I'm blind

Glitch: oh yeah I forgot about that

Figure: how????????

Freddy: I agree, how?

Glitch: shut up.

With everybody

Player: I HATE THAT GOLDEN BITCH

Chica: you're right, they are a bit crazy

Player: WHO YOU TALKING TOO?????

Guiding light: please don't mind

Freddy: CAN YOU SHUT UP??!!!!!????

Player: NO.

Puppet: calm down!

Player: I instantly hate you

Puppet: why?

Seek: they don't know

Bonnie: I'm scared

Golden Freddy: don't be, they are the nicest person I met

Player: SHUT TF UP

Puppet: yeah..so nice

Guiding light: oh god-

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