Player's backstory

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Guiding light: you were not dating Micheal Afton in your past.

Player: STFU YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE MY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guiding: you were also not a fairy dragon unicorn dog gorilla god Angel hybrid demon cat dinosaur phoenix

Player: SHUT UP I DON'T CARE

Rush: player what actually happened to you?

Ambush: like actually

Screech: was it a bad past?

Player: NO YOU IDIOT

Eyes: what in the kind of child imagination do you have? Like how old are you?

Player: 383059582910298384748384939239939393939393939393848484929292929292929292838384474747810001 years old

Glitch: How the fuck

Screech: what in the-

Player: SHUT UP

Timothy: there's no way you're that old

Guiding light: player I'm concerned

Player: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME OMG YA'LL ARE OVERPROTECTIVE BITCHES

Figure: could you stop swearing

Player: no.

Halt: I like eating erasers off of pencils

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