Cell phone

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Player: I GOT A CELL PHONEEEEEE

Rush: where tf did you get a cell phone?

Ambush: we don't get one :((((((

Player: HA! SUCKS TO BE YOU

Guiding light: where did you get a cell phone?

Rush: I literally just asked that

Player: GOD gave it to me.

Eyes: no he didn't

Player: yes he did

Figure: I agree with eyes

Player: GOD CAME DOWN AND GAVE ME IT!!!!!! We took a selfie

Seek: let me see— HOLY SHIT THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!

Screech: hehehehehe you said 'holy'

Player: SEE???!!!!

Guiding light: wait this isn't right

Player: SHUT TF UP I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU

Glitch: I think Jesus is picking favorites

Player: JESUS DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!

Screech: you literally said god have it to you-

Seek: Apollo gave it to them...see? *shows everyone player and Apollo taking a selfie*

Figure: SHUT UP SEAK

Halt: cool....................I had Athena's head for dinner

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