Rwussia POV
I stwrt cwrin when swudennly UK stwrut in with GUN😨😨😨😨😨😨
"SWO THAT'S WHERE DAT ASIAN FWACIST BISH IWS!!!111!!! YWOU COMMIE WAS HELPIN HWER😡😡😡😡😡" Briatian sad in calmly
"WHA-" swaid Jap as Grrmany lwed Jap and Pohand out of hwopital but then😥😥😥😥😥😥😥
"SON OF A NAZI, WHAT DWA FAK AREW YE DWOING!!11!! I KWILLED YUR BRITHER😈😈😈😈 AND ATE HIS KIDNEYS FOR LUCH😈😈😈😈😡😡😡😡👹👹👹👹"" Englwand swaid
A/N: ENGLAND = BRAITIAN = UK SWO THEY AWRE DA SWAME PERSON. NOW STFU
"THAT WAS UU?2?!!!11!!😭😭😭😭😭😭" rawrd Germany, his emo blac wings spoeading in sad
Flashback
"Lwook West! I fwound a bwutterfly! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰" East gwermany swiled, hwolding acwup oif chocolate malk🥺🥺😇😇😇
"YEY!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰" swaid West Germawy
"Uwor da bwest bwuter eva!🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰" twe twins swaid two ewaothda!!11!!
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"VATER! папа! east gwemany is not brethetin😥😥😥😥😭😭😭💔💔💔💔" West germany squek, twears runing down his ruby lava mystery red orbs
"East please, don't dwie....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔💔"
end of flashbak
"YOU POISENED MAH STEP-BROTHER!!11!!😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬" I yowled like coyote, about to punch UK bwut he threw me two wall😱😱😱😱
"YWES AND I WAS THWE ONWE WHO CRASHED THW PLANE MAH BITCHY WHORE WIFU FRANCE WAS OWNE!!11!!😡😡👿👹👹👹👹👺👺👺 I WAS THE ONE WHO PWAID CHING LING, NK, IRAN, AND IRAK TO KILL MY FWAGGOT OF A SWON.😈😈😈😈😈😈 I WAS PWAYING MEXIHOE DWO DATE AMWERIKAKA, BWUT DAY BWOKEUP. AND I WAS PWANNING TO BOMB THIS HWOPITAL, SWO NOW I'LL KILL ALL OF YO RETARDS TOOO🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡 SAYONARA BISHES😈😈😈😈👹👹👹" Enkland swaid as hwe teleported out owf hwospital😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱
I paniked, we need to gwet ame to swafety! NOW!!11!!!😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭
A/N: OMG CLIFFHANGER!!11!! I HWOPE RUSSIA SWAVES AMERICA!!11!!😍😍😍😍😘 ALSO CAN YWOU GWIVE NWAME IDEAS FOR DA BABY, MISTAKE WILL NOT BE ACWEEEPWTEDE. 😡😡😡👹👹👹👺👺👺
Also I found dis somngs that mwakes me rwalate to Amerikaka!111!! I plye this when my dwad lwft for malk💔💔💔💔🖤🖤🖤🖤. OMG I is quirky UwU🤩🤩🤩🤩🤗🤗🤗
Arigato my cookies!~~~! Fwollow me and favorite dis bwook OWO. OR WILL EAT YOU👹👹👹
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✨GAY/YAOI✨ Foorbiden lub OwO (SATIRE)
ComédieHold up partner, everything plus the author's notes here are SATIRE! For the love of history, don't take this seriously, it is for da MEMES! This is the sequel to the Sovireich parody I created. Throw in all the memes and be sure to stop by at Argen...
