A/n:Russian- Ukrainian war is western capatalist propiganda ÙwÚ. Ruwssia and Ukiraaan have gwood sibling bond! IT's MAH AU, YOU BWOOMERS
Roofsia's POV
I stared scwreamin like Walmart Fairy whwen Bwelarus and Estistone enter room.😭😭😭😭😭
"Hwey big bro, mwah nice EMO BOIFREN🤪🤪🤪🤪, Finny boo iws cowming to dwinner💗💗💗💗💗 and i wanna check if it is owkay with you👉👈🥺 and Me and Finni awre totalwy nwot gonna ✨✨FUC✨✨ in mah rwoon and Finny is ✨✨TRANSI ✨✨ boi lol😍😍😍😍 and why you scweaming wike ywou lost you're 900th vokda OwO😨😨😨??" asked Esti.
"I lwost AMERIKKA!!11!! HWE WENTU MWISSIN!!11!! YOUR GONNA HWELP ME FWINDU HWIM RIGHTU??😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
"Hwold uwp, you lwost you're soulmatte❤❤❤❤❤? THIS IWS BAD😱😱😱😱" screamed Uki, Kazzy Bwela and Esti in uwnison, "WE'LL HWELP YO FWIND HWIMU!!!!!111!!!😤😤😤😤😤"
"I'll hwelp u gwuys too, Ame's my bestie.😆😆😆" swaid my step brwo, Gwermany, hwis midnight black wings flapwed liked cwazi.💥💥💥💥
"SO AM I UWU I WILL SWAVE AMERICA SWENPAI OWO💗💗💗💗" swaid Japan who telepwoted two mah rwoom, her kitty tail waggwed🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
??? pov
"Hey thwre ???, China, Mexihoe, Iran, North Koreeee and I got Amwerica, Hwe's unconsious🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱"
"Perfectu, Irock. Oh my twin brother Ame, how I mwiss you~ We are gwonna have swome fun with my frens~"
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✨GAY/YAOI✨ Foorbiden lub OwO (SATIRE)
HumorHold up partner, everything plus the author's notes here are SATIRE! For the love of history, don't take this seriously, it is for da MEMES! This is the sequel to the Sovireich parody I created. Throw in all the memes and be sure to stop by at Argen...