Puss in Boots: The Last Wish [male reader insert]

The bounty hunter

Puss: "Cream please."

Y/N: "Scotch please."

Bartender: "Okay, it's on the house for saving the town."

Puss & Y/N: "Gracias."

Puss: "I am Puss in Boots! I am no one's lapcat! That doctor is a crazy man!"

Y/N: "Wait... he suggested that... you... retire...? That seems impossible... for the both of us... not just you..."

Puss: "Retire... we are to good looking to retire..."

Y/N: "Cheers to that brother!"

Puss & Y/N: "Cheers!"

*We take a large chug of their drinks*

Puss: "Another glass of cream! Make it your heaviest!"

Bartender: "I keep the heavy stuff in the back."

*He then walks to the back*

*Suddenly we hear whistling to the right Puss and look to see a cloaked figure that I'm nowhere near as tall as, which is really strange because I'm 6'5.*

Bounty hunter: "Well well... if it isn't Puss in Boots, and Y/N themselves... in the flesh..."

Puss & Y/N: "Uh... hey..."

Bounty hunter: "There are the famous hats, the feathers... and of course... the Boots... my compliments to your cobblers..."

Puss & Y/N: "Uh... thanks... uh... good to meet you... too..."

Bounty hunter: "I never do this... but can i get your autographs... been following you for a looooong time... sign right there..."

*he says pointing towards both of our posters and the part that says "Dead"*

Puss: "Hahahaha. We both laugh in the face of death... Bounty Hunter."

Bounty Hunter: "So i've heard..."

Puss & Y/N: "You will find that your reward will not come to easy. This we tell you..."

*We say as we both stand up revealing our swords*

Bounty Hunter: "Everyone thinks they will be the one to defeat me... but no one has escaped me yet..."

*He says grabbing some alcohol and pouring it before drinking it*

Puss: "Alright... let's get this over with..."

*We unsheathe our swords*

Puss & Y/N: "FEAR US IF YOU DAR-"

*The bounty Hunter then knocks both of our swords out of our hands with his two sickles*

*We both walk over to our swords and pick them up*

Puss and Y/N: "Okay, no more messing around."

*We both try to hit him but he moves at an unnaturally fast speed*

"SLOW!"

*He says at the first try*

"SLOPPY!"

*He says the second try*

"SAD!"

*He says the third try*

*We both try again but he pulls out his sickles and stops both of our blades while laughing menacingly and sending both of us flying backwards before charging at him again*

*Puss jumps onto the counter and then to the shandolier swinging on it and then flying towards the Bounty Hunter but gets caught by the Bounty Hunter and i charge toward him too, but he grabs me by the face*