Puss in Boots: The Last Wish [male reader insert]

That was weird

*As we finally make it to the wishing star, Puss starts to make his wish*

Puss: "Wait, what about you?

Y/N: "Don't worry about me, now, get your wish, get your lives back, and keep people safe, okay, i'll be fine, i'll be happy to die as your friend instead of live long enough to become an enemy."

Puss: "Okay. Star light, star bright, first star i see tonight, i wish-"

Kitty: "I can't believe i fell for it again!"

Puss: "Kitty! You don't understand-"

Kitty: "Don't understand what? That you two have been playing me the whole time?"

Puss: "We NEED this wish!"

Kitty: "Oh yeah? You wanna know what my wish was? Someone! Anyone i can trust!"

*She then takes the map out of Puss's hands*

Kitty: "My whole life! I've never had that! But i thought I finally found those people withoutawish! I thought they were you two. But you're both still running. The same old Puss in Boots and Y/N."

Puss: "But I am not Puss in Boots! I- i am on my last life, and he has Tuberculosis-"

Y/N: "Like i said, Don't worry about me!"

*Kitty looks at us with shock in her eyes*

Puss: "I need those lives back! Without those live i am not-"

Kitty: "What? The legend? It seems i still cannot compete with your one true love. Go on, get your lives back."

*She says tossing the map onto the ground and Puss hastily grabs the map*

Kitty: "Just keep them out of mine."

*Perrito turns to us whimpering out of sadness*

Puss:" "KITTY! DEATH IS AFTER US!"

Kitty: "What?"

Jack: "I've been called a lot of thing, but never Death. I like it. That's my wish!"

*He says pointing a magical staff at us*

Mama bear: "OI! THAT'S GOLDIE'S WISH!"

*Mama bear says as all of them jump down to the star before we all stare at each other, waiting for someone to make a move before goldie rushes towards us and jack does too, i hastily push Puss away before taking out my whip and whipping jack's face which leaves a large mark on his face*

Y/N: "What's wrong? Not fast enough?"

*Jack tries to shoot me with the staff but i move and it hits his last henchman*

Henchman: "MR HORNER! I NEED YOUR HELP!"

Jack: "Duly noted, but a little busy at the momment! Pew pew!"

*I run to the henchman and use my whip to save them and then start coughing again*

Y/N: "No! No! No! Not again! Not now!"

Henchman: "Thank you."

Y/N: "GO! RUN! STAY AWAY FROM THE FIGHT! MAKE SURE NOT TO-"

*I start coughing up blood now*

Y/N: "Just stay safe. Okay?"

*The henchman nods and helps me up and i see Jack aiming at mama bear before baby bear charges at him and knocks his over*

Baby bear: "OI! I'M GONNA BUT YOU UP PLUMB THUMB! AND THEN I'M GONNA WEAR YOUR CLOTHES!"

Jack: "That was weird."

*He then shoots baby and i rush to help mama bear and papa bear save him, and then Goldie uses her staff to grab baby's necklace and stop him from falling into the thing around the star*

Goldie: "Remember, you're the smash, i'm the grab."

*She pulls baby out of it and they all look at me*

Goldie & the bear: "Thank you."

Y/N: "Don't thank me yet. I gotta go have a talk with the jolly fat bastard first."

*I rush jack and jump onto his back and use my whip to grab his staff and hit him with it, breaking the staff in half*

Y/N: "You can hurt me all you want! But you do not hurt those guys!"

*I say pointing at everyone else*

Y/N: "You hear me!"

Jack: "Okay, how about we bury,
*He then pulls a Hatchett out of his bag*

Jack: "THE HACHE-"

*I sock him in the face and he falls into the bag*

Jack: "NO! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TELLAGRAGHED IT!"

*I then do a mock salute towards him and walk off to see Perrito grab the map and give it to Puss*

Perrito: "Yeah, i don't know what to do with this... but if you think you need those lives."

Puss: "Thank you, Perrito."

*Puss days grabbing the map*

Perrito: "You know, i've only ever had one life, but sharing it with you, Y/N, and kitty has made it pretty special. Maybe one life, is enough."

*We then look at Kitty and see her holstering her blade before hearing a whistle*

Y/N: "Fuck."

Goldie: "Huh?"

Papa bear: "What is that?"

*Me and Puss look back to see Death, walking towards us and i start to cough again*

Y/N: "Double fuck."

Perrito: "Who's that?"

Puss & Y/N: "He's here for us."

*TO BE CONTINUED*

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A/N: How was the chapter? Make sure to stay tuned for tomorrow, to read what happens next. 821 words.