Puss in Boots: The Last Wish [male reader insert]

The dark forrest

*We open the map and Kitty looks at it to see it is blank*

Kitty: "It's blank!? WE'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF! WHERE IS THE-"

*I see text start to appear on the map and grab Kitty's head and turn it towards to map*

Y/N: "Kitty, look."

Kitty: "Oh... i knew that was going to do that."

Puss: "The dark forest, in deep and far, within it's bounds you'll find the star."

Y/N: "The dark forrest? Out of all places... why there?"

Kitty: "The dark forrest? No one goes into the dark forrest."

Puss: "Or comes out."

Kitty: "A single wish burns true and bright, this map's the key, so hold on tight."

*Kitty gets up and tries taking it*

Kitty: "Suéltalo!"

*She unsheathes her sword and Puss unsheathes his stick*

Puss: "You let go!"

*She looks at his stick and over to where mine is*

Kitty: "Sticks? What happened to your swords?"

Puss: "Got rid of them, made things to easy. We needed a challenge."

Kitty: "Yeah, you two looked pretty challenged back there."

Puss: "There is no way i'm letting you hold the map!"

Kitty: "Well there is no way i'm letting you hold the map!"

Perrito: "I can hold it!"

*We all glare at him and point our weapons at him*

Kitty: "Yeah, right. what's his deal anyways? Do you run with the chihuahua gang?"

Perrito: "I don't think so."

Kitty: "I don't believe you.'

Perrito: "That's okay, as long as you believe in yourself!"

Kitty: "Wha- is he deranged?"

Puss & Y/N: "Yep."

Kitty: "What's your name?"

Perrito: "Oh, i've been called all kinds of things. Dog, Bad Dog, Stupid dog, hey you! You there! Leave it! Drop it! Big rat, small pig, rat face, butt nugget, shit for brains. You know, that of thing. But i've never had a name that really stuck you know? That belonged to me."

Puss: "Is he done?"

Perrito: "And you are?"

Kitty: "Softpaws, Kitty Softpaws."

Perrito: "Oh yeah, now that's a good name. There's music in a name like that. Kitty softpaws."

Kitty: "Nice try. Classic con. No one's that dumb. No one's that nice. I don't trust you."

Puss: "Me neither, he cannot be trusted."

Kitty: "But i trust him more than i trust you."

*She then points her blade at Puss's face and makes her blade longer*

Y/N: "Well... this trip will be fun."

   *TIMESKIP TO THE DARK FORREST*

Y/N: "Well... this is definitely the dark forrest..."

*I stick my hand and stick in the forrest then take my hand out and see that it's gone*

Y/N: "OH MY GOD!"