Puss in Boots: The Last Wish [male reader insert]

Stuck with the Bears

*As we're running to the Pocket Full of Posies, i feel a sharp pain in my chest and decide to stop for a moment, everyone stops to and look at me worried*

Puss: "Mi amigo? Are you okay?"

Y/N: "I'm fine, you guys go on ahead."

Kitty: "Are you sure? You don't look good."

Y/N: "I'M FINE! Go! I'll catch up!"

Everyone: "Okay."

*Everyone goes to the Pocket Full of Posies as a rest there for a minute before seeing Goldie and the bears getting closer*

Y/N: "OH MIERDA!"

*I run as fast as i can when the bears get next to me, i match their speed and Papa bear tries to kill me multiple times but i dodge all attacks*

Jack: "Well... if it isn't the idiots who tried to steal from me! And the one who punched me!"

Y/N: "OH FUCK!"

*Jack reaches into his bag and tries pulling out a sword*

Jack: "Behold, EXCALU-"

*Jack grunts, seeming to have trouble pulling the sword out*

Jack: "EXCALIB-

*Jack grunts again, seeming to still have trouble pulling it out*

Jack: "EXCALIBUR!"

*He then pulls out the sword which is stuck in a rock*

Jack: "Yeah, i couldn't get this rock off of it, but it's still cool right?"

Mama bear: "He's gaining on us!"

Jack: "Okay, a little to the left, THERE WE GO!"

*He then hits all of us with Excalibur, causing all of us falling down into the forrest, i see Mama bear holding onto Goldie to protect her from the fall, once we get to the forrest, Goldie puts the end of her staff at my neck and uses it to pin my to a tree*

Goldie: "Give us one reason to not gut you right now!"

*I grab the stick and yank it out of her hand before spinning it around and sticking it into the ground*

Y/N: "Well, first of all, even if all of you fought me at the same time, you wouldn't beat me and you know it. Second, if you want to get to that star, you'll need me alive, since i've already seen the map."

Mama bear: "He's got a point..."

Goldie: "Fine, we'll keep you alive for now."

Y/N: "Gracias."

*I then hand Goldie her staff, she reluctantly takes it*

Y/N: "Now, about when i socked you in the face... sorry... i just thought you'd kill us."

Papa bear: "Ugh... just forget about it and show us where it is..."

Mama bear:"OR I'LL CARVE OUT YA GUTS!"

*I start to historically laugh as they all look at me confused*

Y/N: "Oh you are hilarious! You think you can carve my guts out! The most you'd get would be nothing!"

*After days of walking(A/N: in this version, it takes place over a couple weeks instead of days) me, Goldie, and the Bears have gotten alot closer than i ever thought*

Y/N: "Say, Goldie, do you have anything i can use to cut my beard?"

Goldie: "Ahhh... but i'm starting to like the beard... but alright."

*She hands me a small blade to cut off my beard, after i'm done, i put back on my hat, and ask everyone what they think*

Papa bear: "You look ugly."

Mama bear: "Oh, you look so handsome!"

Baby bear: "You look awesome!"

Goldie: "You look cute."

Y/N: "Shut up."

Goldie: "You do. I mean, look at tour face."

Y/N: "I would, but i don't think you have any mirrors that i can use, do you?"

Goldie: "Who needs a mirror when you have us telling you?"

Y/N: "Yeah, i can trust you all, besides from maybe him, i still think he wants me dead."

Papa bear: "Maybe i do... maybe i don't..."

Goldie: "Well you can trust me."

Y/N: "Okay then..."

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A/N: So, what do you think of this chapter? Sorry this one was also short, i will make the next one tomorrow, so stay tuned.