Puss in Boots: The Last Wish [male reader insert]

Favourite fearless hero.

I watch the crowd cheer as i wait for my good friend, Puss, to come out, he eventually does.

Puss: "Welcome to our Fiesta! Make yourselves at home! Eat! Drink!"

*TIMESKIP CAUSE I'M LAZY*

*Puss starts to sing a song*

"Who is your favorite fearless hero? Who is your favorite fearless hero?"

"Who's brave and ready for trouble?"

Crowd: "You are! You are!"

Puss: "Who's so unbelievably humble?"

Crowd: "You are! You are!"

Puss: "Who is your favorite fearless hero? Who is your favorite fearless hero?"

Puss: "Who's the Gato that roles the dice? And gambles with his life! Who's never been touched by a blade! Puss in Boots is never afraid!"

Puss: *starts tapdancing before getting on a horse wearing four identical boots*

Puss: "Who is your favorite fearless hero? Who is your favorite fearless hero!!!!!"

*Puss starts dancing with a chicken before being launched back up to where he was earlier*

*the crowd stops playing as the governor walks in*

Y/N: "Oh shit..."

Govenor: "My clothes? My wig? My portrait!"

Puss: "Oh... Hey governor! One second."

*Puss latches onto the governor's portrait and slides down*

Govenor: "The outlaws Puss in Boots and Y/N?"

Puss: "Welcome! Mi casa es su casa!"

Y/N: "Si! Mi casa es su casa... right Govenor?"

Govenor: "NO! SU CASA ES MI CASA! ARREST THESE FILTHY PESEANTS! AND BRING ME THE HEADS OF PUSS IN BOOTS AND Y/N!"

Puss: "Hey! This is a party! Where is the music?"

*Me and Puss unsheathe our swords and start to fight the guards*

Crowd: "He's the vein of justice! Say something is evil! Fighting for the people! And he's very good looking! Who is your favorite fearless hero? Who is your favorite fearless hero?"

*Puss rides an ice sculpture of himself towars the Govenor*

Puss: "Puss in Boots and Y/N have never been touched by a blade!"

Random people: "Never been touched!"

Puss: "But you?"

*I look at the governor and see that his wig has been cut in half, a P is carved into his shirt, and his pants fall down*

Govenor: "SKIN THAT CAT AND THAT HUMAN!"

Y/N: "Woah, wtf did i do?"

*I hear a match light and look at puss on top of a cart of fireworks*

Y/N: "PUSS! I SWEAR TO DIOS IF YOU ARE DOING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE-"

Puss: "Relax my friend, and Govenor, liven up!"

*He lights the fireworks and rides one of them*

Y/N: "OH FUCK-"

*Puss jumps off of the firework and they burst through the roof*

*Puss starts dancing while i fight off some of the soldiers and some guards try to dog pile on Puss but he just appears on a table*

Puss: "Silly guards! Dogpiles don't work on cats!"