Puss in Boots: The Last Wish [male reader insert]

Big Jack Horner

*5 months after arriving at Mama Luna's*

*I look over at Pickles while he's eating and notice a dog in a cat costume eating beside him, but he's also talking after they walk to a different spot i walk over*

Perrito: "You're still a mystery to me pickles, tell me, what's your story?"

Pickles: "My story."

*Pickles then looks up like he's reminiscing over the old days, so i chip into the conversation*

Arthur: "His story, wasn't just his, it was ours. Right old friend?"

Pickles: "Si."

Perrito: "Well, what was your guys' story?"

Arthur: "Our story doesn't matter anymore, it's over."

Perrito: "Wanna rub my belly?"

Arthur: "What?"

Perrito: "I'm going to be a therapy dog."

Pickles & Arthur: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Perrito: "When people are sad, they can."

Pickles & Arthur: "I am not rubbing that."

*Timeskip to when goldie and the bears show up*

*I look out the window to see a tall figure with a snout*

Pickles: "The Wolf..."

Arthur: "He is here for us..."

*Suddenly the door busts open*

Arthur: "RUN PUSS!"

*I accidentally shout before seeing that it's actually goldie locks and the three bear crime family*

Goldie: "Oi missy, we're looking for a cat, and a man, these ones."

*She says showing our wanted posters to Mama Luna*

Pickles & Arthur: "What could they want with Puss in Boots and Y/N?"

Perrito: "Who are Puss in Boots and Y/N?"

Mama Luna: "I've told you health department people! For the last time! There ain't no cats here!"

*Timeskip to them asking Arthur*

Goldie: "Say, do you know where Puss in Boots and Y/N are?"

Mama bear: "Say, he kinda looks like Y/N..."

Goldie: "Know he doesn't, i mean, not only does he not even have the same clothes, but he's also got a beard! Now, like i was asking, do you know where Puss in Boots and Y/N are?"

Arthur: "I... uh... have no idea who you are talking about..."

Goldie: "Why do you sound like you know something that we don't?"

Baby bear: "I FOUND PUSS IN BOOTS AND Y/N!"

*The bears and Goldie look at the two graves in shock*

Baby bear: "Puss in Boots, and Y/N, dead and buried."

Goldie: "Dead? No, no, they can't be."

*Baby bear sniffs the two graves*

Baby bear: "Yup, the nose never lies."

Papa bear: "Well, that's that then-"

Goldie: "No! The map is being delivered tonight, without it, we won't have a chance to get to the wishing star."

Pickles & Arthur: "The wishibg star? It does exist..."

Goldie: "That star has one wish to grant."