therealheadscratcher™ created group chat
therealheadscratcher™ named group chat 'familyshenanigans'
therealheadscratcher™: Hej! -IKEA
closetclaire: Phil, did you really create another group chat? Don't you remember how the last one ended?
supercam: Yeah, it totes broke up the family.
therealheadscratcher™: Well im sorry I wanted to go to NY for my b-day ok!
mitchypritchy (replying to supercam): Please dont say 'totes'. You sound like a girl
supercam: oh, and 'mitchypritchy' doesn't?
mitchypritchy: 🙄
gloriapcake: hola hola mis amigos
money_delgado: Hi, Mom. How's it going in Colombia right now?
gloriapcake: my cousins are all good.
therealheadscratcher™: wbu?
gloriapcake: wth does wbu mean/
therealheadscratcher™: what about you
gloriapcake: I have cake and empanada right now so good
Jay-Z: hey, gloglo.
gloriapcake: pls dont call me gloglo. also, since when do you text? I thought your stubby fingers prevented you from using a phone without getting angry
Jay-Z: Right, about that. Manny helped me get it up on my computer.
thehotone: oof. i thought the boomers were finally making a breakthrough in the 21st century.
closetclaire (replying to thehotone): Who are you?
thehotone: haley gwendolyn dunphy, 26 years old, height 5'2"
closetclaire: Haley, i get that you're an adult, but as your parent and you living in my basement for the past who-knows-how-many years, you have to change your username. I don't like it and I don't believe my child should be calling herself that. Even if it is true.
closetclaire: Oops, I forgot to capitalize that 'I'.
thehotone: but mom!
thehotone: also, its a text, you dont need to use proper grammer.
closetclaire: Honey, it's grammar.
closetclaire: Back to the username, sweetie. Please change it or leave the group chat.
therealheadscratcher™: she cant change her username :/
closetclaire: whynot.
closetclaire: *Why not?
therealheadscratcher™: Because only the creator and owner of the chat can edit the chatter's info. Everyone just dmed me there usernames they wanted.
closetclaire: THEN YOU CHANGE IT!
closetclaire: sorry for using all-caps. I was trying to get my point across. Either way, I'm going to go get myself some coffee with a friend on my break. Talk to you later.
closetclaire left chat to go get coffee with a friend on her break.
therealheadscratcher™: What do you want your new username to be?
thehotone: dont care.
therealheadscratcher™ changed thehotone's username to the_blank_ones_new_username.
the_blank_ones_new_username: ew, dad. what the heck is that
therealheadscratcher™: Wut? Im just tryna be goofy.
the_blank_ones_new_username: no, dad, your just embarrassing me.
gloriapcake: yeah, phil.
gloriapcake: your not even my dad and im still embarrased.
mitchypritchy: samesies.
the_blank_ones_new_username: OH GOD GUYS STOP OR ILL LEAVE!!!!!!
therealheadscratcher™: I love you haley. your my fav child.
the_blank_ones_new_username: ...
the_blank_ones_new_username left the chat.
therealheadscratcher™: Wuz eye rlly dat embarrisin
gloriapcake: Phil, your still doin it
therealheadscratcher™: So yay or nay
cerealkiller and gloriapcake: YES
supercam: yay. aw gosh darn it now y'all got me in country mode agin.
mitchypritchy: So He TeXtS iN CoUnTrY tOo?? HoW dO i nOt KnOw AbOuT tHiS.
cerealkiller: Dad, only kindergarteners text like that
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modern family group chat
Fanfictionit's a group chat between modern family characters that takes place probably around season 8 or season 9 time, idk.
